All-Star Battle R ★ Funny Valentine

All-Star Battle R

Funny Valentine

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Funny Valentine (ファニー・ヴァレンタイン, Fanī Varentain) was confirmed to return for All-Star Battle R during the game's initial announcement trailer.

“

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded...! They are all those of justice. (我が心と行動に一点の曇りなし…………！　全てが『正義』だ)

”

—Steel Ball Run Chapter 89: Break My Heart, Break Your Heart, Part 2

His moveset is fundamentally the same as his from All-Star Battle, with a few tweaks being made to both balance the character and fit him into the overall gameplay tweaks that All-Star Battle R brought.

In the English versions of All-Star Battle R, Valentine's Stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, is localized as "Filthy acts, at a reasonable price". However, this title only appears in the character's Great Heat Attack and default match entrance quote. All other appearances of the Stand's name simply use its abbreviated title, D4C.

As Valentine's voice actor since All-Star Battle, Yasuyuki Kase reprises his role in All-Star Battle R as well. As with the majority of the game's roster, voicelines for Valentine were either added or re-recorded.

Gameplay

Funny Valentine has 950 health and uses the Stand (スタンド, Sutando) Battle Style, fighting foes with Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (いともたやすく行われるえげつない行為, Itomo Tayasuku Okonawareru Egetsunai Kōi). During a fight, he can use several different attacks of his that were featured in Steel Ball Run.

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Command List

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User Mode (本体)Stand Mode (スタンド)

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Normals [Stand Off] (通常技)

Standing Light Attack

ON GROUND

Valentine slaps outward.

Attack type: High
Damage: 14

Standing Medium Attack

ON GROUND

Valentine jabs diagonally downward.

Attack type: High
Damage: 23

Standing Heavy Attack

ON GROUND

Valentine briefly summons D4C to attack with a swinging sideways chop.

Attack type: High
Damage: 36

Crouching Light Attack

+

ON GROUND

Valentine attacks outwards with an extended hand.

Attack type: Low
Damage: 13

Crouching Medium Attack

+

ON GROUND

Valentine turns towards the opponent, shifts forward slightly, and throws a strong jab.

Attack type: Low
Damage: 21

Crouching Heavy Attack

+

ON GROUND

Valentine briefly summons D4C to perform a chop at a downwards angle then follows up with a swipe to the side, launching the opponent.

Attack type: Low
Damage: 28

Jumping Light Attack

IN AIR OK

Valentine kicks downward.

Attack type: Middle
Damage: 17

Jumping Medium Attack

IN AIR OK

Valentine briefly summons D4C to swing upwards, launching the opponent into the air.

Attack type: Middle
Damage: 26

Jumping Heavy Attack

IN AIR OK

Valentine briefly summons D4C to punch downward.

Attack type: Middle
Damage: 40

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Style/Specials/Etc. [Stand Off] (スタイル/特殊技/その他)

Stand On/Off (スタンドON/OFF, Sutando ON/OFF)

ON GROUND

Switches between User Mode and Stand Mode. Switching modes changes the skills Valentine is able to use.

Back from the "other side"

+ 3 ATK buttons

ON GROUND

An exclusive, powerful skill that can only be performed when Valentine holds all three Holy Corpse parts and has a full three stocks of the Heart Heat Gauge.
Valentine will slowly spin around with a flag in-hand, swapping places with an alternate version of himself from another dimension. This completely and instantly restores his health to full. If Valentine is low on health and has activated Rumble Mode, then it and its boons will persist into his transition, resulting in him at full health with Rumble Mode engaged.
The drawback of this ability, however, is that Valentine will drop all of the Holy Corpse parts and his Heart Heat Gauge will be disabled for the rest of the match. The three stocks of Heart Heat are also immediately consumed upon attempting this skill regardless if Valentine succeeds or not, rendering it a heavy loss if he is interrupted.
If struck by Kosaku's GHA, Bites the Dust, after having used this skill successfully, Valentine's HHG will be restored once time has looped backward.

Holy Corpse

// while near Corpse Part

ON GROUND

Valentine receives a new blessing for every Holy Corpse part he holds, but if successfully knocked down, drops the part and loses said blessing.

1. Guard Gauge will not go down as quickly.
2. Defense power increases, reducing the amount of damage Valentine takes by 10%.
3. "D4C -Love Train-" triggers.

D4C -Love Train-

Automatically activates when in possession of all three Holy Corpse parts

When in possession of all three Holy Corpse parts, D4C -Love Train- generates a barrier of light from the ground around Valentine, making him invincible to all non-HHA/GHA projectiles and traps. However, if in hitstun, Valentine will still be susceptible to these attacks, meaning that if they are used mid-combo, they will still deal their intended effects. The performance of some skills in Stand Mode will also be enhanced, and Valentine's defense will be further increased, resulting in him taking 25% percent less damage (15% more than the damage reduction granted from possessing 2 Holy Corpse parts). The window in which he can Stylish Evade will be extended during this time.

Rumble Mode (ゴゴゴモード, Gogogo Mōdo)

Activates when under 30% health

This mode is automatically activated once Valentine falls below 30% health. It increases his attack power, as well as the rate at which the Heart Heat Gauge rises, while also decreasing the rate at which the Guard Gauge drops.

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Skills [Stand Off] (コマンド技)

It's merely self-defense

+ //

ON GROUND

Valentine draws his gun and rapidly fires a number of bullets before throwing the gun away. The number of the bullets and therefore damage increases in order, but the more bullets, the more vulnerable Valentine becomes. The bullets will miss against crouching (unless they have their Stand summoned or are on their horse) and shorter opponents entirely. (Flash Cancel comboable)

Attack type: High
Damage: 8 × 2 (16) / 8 × 4 (32) / 8 × 6 (48)

A gift from the other side

+ //

ON GROUND IN AIR OK

Valentine twirls an American flag around himself as another Valentine comes out from behind it, delivering a flying dive kick that causes a groundbounce if it connects. The other Valentine then disappears using his own flag. The distance away from Valentine that the alternate version emerges increases in order. This skill functions as a short-ranged projectile attack and anti-air. If Valentine is hit after casting this move, the alternate Valentine will still appear and complete his attack, allowing this skill to also function as a sort of combobreaker. Because the version has the alternate Valentine appear behind Valentine, this version of the skill can catch cross-ups. (Comboable)

Attack type: Middle
Damage: 55

Hiding in the next dimension.

+ //

ON GROUND CHARGEABLE

A special movement technique where Valentine throws a flag into the air, wrapping himself inside of it and disappearing. He then reappears from the flag as it floats around. Valentine is completely invincible from the start of the jump until right before he reappears. Valentine's reappearance can be delayed by holding the inputted attack button. Valentine's jump trajectory is determined by the attack button inputted:

• Light (): Valentine jumps straight up.
• Medium (): Valentine jumps diagonally up and forward.
• Heavy (): Valentine jumps diagonally up and backward.

If Valentine is knocked down with a non-HHA/GHA, he can enact this skill at the cost of one bar of the Heart Heat Gauge, which is particularly useful for holding onto the Holy Corpse part he would normally lose in that situation. If an opponent is in the air during a combo, this skill will continue to juggle them. (Comboable when hitting a previously launched opponent)

Attack type: High
Damage: 10

He's gone?!

+ //

ON GROUND

A counter attack. Valentine strikes a pose. If hit with a non-Throw/Heart Heat Attack/Great Heat Attack, Valentine grabs the opponent and falls backward, using the opponent and the floor to disappear into another dimension while the opponent instead hits the ground and takes damage. Valentine then reappears from the ground behind the downed opponent. He will always end up on the opposite side of the opponent from where the counter was triggered. The recovery decreases in order, but the speed of the startup will also decrease.

Attack type: Counter
Damage: 100

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Normals [Stand On] (通常技)

Standing Light Attack

ON GROUND

D4C attacks forwards with its hand.

Attack type: High
Damage: 14

Standing Medium Attack

ON GROUND

D4C shifts forward and swipes sideways in a chopping motion.

Attack type: High
Damage: 21

Standing Heavy Attack

ON GROUND

D4C performs an uppercut.

Attack type: High
Damage: 34

Crouching Light Attack

+

ON GROUND

D4C swings its hand diagonally downwards.

Attack type: Low
Damage: 13

Crouching Medium Attack

+

ON GROUND

D4C slices upwards from its crouched position, launching the opponent.

Attack type: Low
Damage: 21

Crouching Heavy Attack

+

ON GROUND

D4C chops at a downwards angle then follows up with a swipe to the side, launching the opponent.

Attack type: Low
Damage: 28

Jumping Light Attack

IN AIR OK

D4C slices downwards with its hand.

Attack type: Middle
Damage: 17

Jumping Medium Attack

IN AIR OK

D4C slices horizontally outwards.

Attack type: Middle
Damage: 26

Jumping Heavy Attack

IN AIR OK

D4C kicks downwards.

Attack type: Middle
Damage: 38

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Style/Specials/Etc. [Stand On] (スタイル/特殊技/その他)

Stand On/Off (スタンドON/OFF, Sutando ON/OFF)

ON GROUND

Switches between User Mode and Stand Mode. Switching modes changes the skills Valentine is able to use.

Back from the "other side"

+ 3 ATK buttons

ON GROUND

An exclusive, powerful skill that can only be performed when Valentine holds all three Holy Corpse parts and has a full three stocks of the Heart Heat Gauge.
Valentine will slowly spin around with a flag in-hand, swapping places with an alternate version of himself from another dimension. This completely and instantly restores his health to full. If Valentine is low on health and has activated Rumble Mode, then it and its boons will persist into his transition, resulting in him at full health with Rumble Mode engaged.
The drawback of this ability, however, is that Valentine will drop all of the Holy Corpse parts and his Heart Heat Gauge will be disabled for the rest of the match. The three stocks of Heart Heat are also immediately consumed upon attempting this skill regardless if Valentine succeeds or not, rendering it a heavy loss if he is interrupted.
If struck by Kosaku's GHA, Bites the Dust, after having used this skill successfully, Valentine's HHG will be restored once time has looped backward.

Holy Corpse

// while near Corpse Part

ON GROUND

Valentine receives a new blessing for every Holy Corpse Part he holds, but if successfully knocked down, drops the part and loses said blessing.

1. Guard Gauge will not go down as quickly.
2. Defense power increases, reducing the amount of damage Valentine takes by 10%.
3. "D4C -Love Train-" triggers.

D4C -Love Train-

Automatically activates when in possession of all three Holy Corpse parts

When in possession of all three Holy Corpse parts, D4C -Love Train- generates a barrier of light from the ground around Valentine, making him invincible to all non-HHA/GHA projectiles and traps. However, if in hitstun, Valentine will still be susceptible to these attacks, meaning that if they are used mid-combo, they will still deal their intended effects. The performance of some skills in Stand Mode will also be enhanced, and Valentine's defense will be further increased, resulting in him taking 25% percent less damage (15% more than the damage reduction granted from possessing 2 Holy Corpse parts). The window in which he can Stylish Evade will be extended during this time.

Rumble Mode (ゴゴゴモード, Gogogo Mōdo)

Activates when under 30% health

This mode is automatically activated once Valentine falls below 30% health. It increases his attack power, as well as the rate at which the Heart Heat Gauge rises, while also decreasing the rate at which the Guard Gauge drops.

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Skills [Stand On] (コマンド技)

Well, now you've done it!

+ //

ON GROUND

D4C advances forward while unleashing a barrage of chops, knocking the opponent to the ground a short distance away on the last hit. The distance D4C travels and number of hits increase in order, but the greater the increase, the more vulnerable Valentine becomes. (Flash Cancel comboable)
During D4C -Love Train-, Valentine is invincible from just after activation until the attack begins.

Attack type: High
Damage: 72 / 84 / 96

I'll dispose of you

+ //

ON GROUND

D4C shifts forward and attacks. D4C will always perform a two-hitting chop, but the follow-up attacks vary based on the attack button inputted. This attack is a Stand Rush-compatible skill that Valentine can disconnect from to freely act while it's executing. (Flash Cancel comboable)

• Light (): D4C only performs the initial downward swinging chop.
• Medium (): D4C moves into the air to perform a follow-up overhead chop, causing the opponent to crumple to the ground. While the two attacks do not normally combo into each other, they can be made to if the skill is Stand Rushed at the right time after the first hit. They can also combo if the opponent has been launched previously, though the second hit will knock opponents to the ground.
• Heavy (): D4C moves forward even more to perform a follow-up low kick that launches the opponent into the air. The two attacks do not combo into each other. However, if used in a combo where the opponent has already been launched, these hits will juggle opponents, though the hits are still not guaranteed to combo into one another without being Stand Rushed with proper timing.

During D4C -Love Train-, the and variants have a slightly faster startup.

Attack type: High / High (initial chop) & Middle (follow-up) / High (initial chop) & Low (follow-up)
Damage: 20 + 35 (55) / 20 + 35 + 25 (80) / 20 + 35 + 30 (85)

Tah dah!

+ //

ON GROUND WHEN DOWNED

Valentine pulls out and tosses a flag into the air before D4C slams it down to the ground. If the last hit connects, the opponent will disappear under the flag with Menger Sponges flying out from under it. Valentine and D4C will then strike a pose as the opponent is launched into a hard knockdown. The damage increases in order, but the higher damage, the more vulnerable Valentine will become. The second hit of this skill can hit downed opponents, but only if they have not been downed by this skill previously.
Damage is increased if D4C -Love Train- is active.

Attack type: High
Damage: 90 (normal) 142 (D4C -LoveTrain-) / 110 (normal) 170 (D4C -Love Train-) / 130 (normal) 198 (D4C -Love Train-)

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Throw (投げ技)

A hindrance to my country!

2 ATK buttons at close range or ( to back-throw)

ON GROUND

Valentine has D4C grab the opponent, throwing them high into the air with one hand and jabbing them in the torso with the other as they fall. It then throws them away afterward.

Attack type: Throw
Damage: 130

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Heart Heat Attack / Great Heat Attack (ＨＨＡ / ＧＨＡ)

Guess who's back! (連れて戻って来た！)

+ 2 ATK Buttons

ON GROUND

A counter. Valentine and D4C openly present themselves to the opponent with a shrug. If the opponent's non-projectile/Throw/GHA connects, Valentine will slam them into the ground as he uses them as cover to disappear. He will return from the ground with two extra Valentines as the three proceed to beat the downed opponent. D4C finally throws the opponent into the air and in unison, all three Valentines uppercut them, sending them flying. The two extra Valentines then return to their dimensions.

Attack type: Counter
Damage: 220

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" (いともたやすく行われるえげつない行為, Renamed "Filthy acts, at a reasonable price." in the English localization)

+ 3 ATK Buttons, or

ON GROUND

Valentine pulls out a large flag and blankets it forward as he declares the attack something the opponent should be honored to receive. If the opponent is caught, they are draped over by the flag and Valentine jumps under in pursuit shortly afterward. The two are pulled into a parallel dimension, interrupting the battle between their parallel world counterparts as the camera view is upside-down. Valentine poses with his welcoming doppelganger as the camera reorients itself, while the opponent is forcibly pulled and slammed into their counterpart, resulting in them violently disintegrating into a shower of Menger Sponges as per the rules of D4C.

Attack type: Unblockable
Damage: 348 / 417 / 522 (depending on HH gauge)

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Assist System (アシストシステム)

Assault Assist (アサルトアシスト, Asaruto Ashisuto)

ON GROUND

A two-stock assist. Valentine jumps in and covers himself with an American flag, creating a new Valentine clone that flies towards the opponent with a leg out for a kick. Valentine then poses before jumping back and covering himself with an American flag, disappearing into it.

Attack type: Middle
Damage: 55

Reversal Assist (リバーサルアシスト, Ribāsaru Ashisuto)

ON GROUND

A one-stock assist. Valentine jumps in and summons D4C to punch downwards in the same way as his Jumping Heavy Attack. He then poses before jumping back off-screen.

Attack type: High

Moveset Changes from All-Star Battle

User Mode (本体)Stand Mode (スタンド)

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Normals [Stand Off] (通常技)

Standing Medium Attack

ON GROUND

Valentine now moves forward while punching, giving this normal more range.

Crouching Medium Attack

+

ON GROUND

Valentine now moves forward while attacking, giving this normal more range.

Crouching Heavy Attack

+

ON GROUND

D4C now shifts forward before attacking, giving this normal more range. The second hit also now launches the opponent before causing a hard knockdown instead of only causing a hard knockdown, allowing for Valentine to combo off of this attack.

Jumping Medium Attack

IN AIR OK

This attack launches the opponent on hit now.

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Skills [Stand Off] (コマンド技)

It's merely self-defense

+ //

ON GROUND

The number of bullets Valentine fires now changes based on which attack button is inputted. He fires 2 for the variant, 4 for the variant, and the full 6 for the variant.

A gift from the other side

+ //

ON GROUND IN AIR OK

This skill now causes a groundbounce rather than a hard knockdown. It can also be used in the air now. Where the alternate Valentine appears in relation to Valentine now changes based on what attack button is used to activate the skill, resulting in the skill having a range that increases as the strength of the attack button does as opposed to being the same for all variants.

Hiding in the next dimension.

+ //

ON GROUND CHARGEABLE

This skill now has a hitbox, allowing Valentine to hit opponents for a small amount of damage when he jumps into his flag. It also allows him to juggle opponents in a combo, making for completely new combo routes. The flag will also now slowly drift forward instead of floating in place while Valentine is hidden in it.

He's gone?!

+ //

ON GROUND

The input for this counter has changed. Previously it was in place of . The counter is also active for a shorter amount of time than it was in All-Star Battle for all variants, with the time decreasing as the strength of the attack button inputted increases instead of increasing.

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Normals [Stand On] (通常技)

Standing Medium Attack

ON GROUND

D4C now slides forward while attacking, giving this normal more range.

Crouching Medium Attack

+

ON GROUND

D4C now slides forward while attacking, giving this normal more range.

Crouching Heavy Attack

+

ON GROUND

D4C now shifts forward before attacking, giving this normal more range. The second hit also now launches the opponent before causing a hard knockdown instead of only causing a hard knockdown, allowing for Valentine to combo off of this attack.

Jumping Medium Attack

IN AIR OK

The hitbox for this attack has been extended downward to allow it to hit grounded opponents now.

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Skills [Stand On] (コマンド技)

Well, now you've done it!

+ //

ON GROUND

The opponent is launched later now, making it a bit easier to combo off this skill when Flash Canceled. The last hit also deals significantly more damage.

I'll dispose of you

+ //

ON GROUND

The variant now causes a crumple in place of normal knockback, while the variant now launches the opponent into the air before causing a hard knockdown instead of only knocking them down in a hard knockdown. The second attack for both of these variants also executes faster than they did in All-Star Battle, making it slightly more difficult to react to them. However, while D4C -Love Train- is active, the decrease in startup speed of these variants is lesser, resulting in them actually executing slower now. For the variant, D4C also moves farther forward for the second hit.

Tah dah!

+ //

ON GROUND WHEN DOWNED

There is now a hitbox on the first part of the attack where Valentine tosses the flag into the air, allowing Valentine to deal an extra hit that damages the opponent and knocks them into the air. This also makes the skill more difficult to react to as this essentially decreases the startup. Furthermore, this skill can now hit downed opponents. While D4C -Love Train- is active, this skill now deals significantly more damage rather than turning into a Middle attack.

General Changes

• Unlike every other character in the game, Valentine's walk speed while in Stand Mode has been noticeably decreased instead of increased. Because his animation speed has not changed, it results in him looking like he's walking in place.

Medal List

Costumes & Tints

CostumesTints

NormalSpecial AStand

Normal Costume

Unlock Condition

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Origin

Valentine's main Steel Ball Run attire

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Special Costume A

Unlock Condition

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Cover B of SBR Chapter 95

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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

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D4C's Steel Ball Run appearance

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Tint ATint BTint CTint DStand AStand B

Color Tint A

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All Star Battle original colors

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Color Tint B

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All Star Battle original colors

Color Tint C

Unlock Condition

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Cover B of SBR Chapter 59

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Color Tint D

Unlock Condition

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Origin

Sentinel

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D4C Color Tint A

Unlock Condition

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D4C's JOJO-D colors

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D4C Color Tint B

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All Star Battle original colors

Taunts & Victory Poses

TauntsVictories

Taunt ABCDE

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Taunt A

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Steel Ball Run Chapter 76: D4C, Part 9

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Taunt B

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Steel Ball Run Chapter 74: D4C, Part 7

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Taunt C

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Steel Ball Run Chapter 72: Ticket to Ride, Part 2

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Taunt D

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Steel Ball Run Chapter 61: Both Sides Now, Part 2

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Taunt E

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Steel Ball Run Chapter 88: Break My Heart, Break Your Heart, Part 1

Victory ABCDE

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Victory A

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Steel Ball Run Chapter 69: D4C, Part 4, page 31 (Valentine)
Steel Ball Run Chapter 69: D4C, Part 4 cover (D4C)

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Victory B

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Cover of SBR Volume 17

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Victory C

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Steel Ball Run Chapter 64: Chocolate Disco, Part 1

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Victory D

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Steel Ball Run Chapter 77: D4C, Part 10

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Victory E

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Steel Ball Run Chapter 78: D4C, Part 11 -Love Train-

Dialogue

Taunt LinesVictory LinesTag Lines

Taunt Lines

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  Tah-dah!

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  Get out of here!

  ”
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  Tah-dah!

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  Strong foes add spice to battle!

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  The Holy Corpse has chosen ME!

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  Eager to play the hero, are you?

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  Watch yourself.

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  Your stupid little goals matter not to me.

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  I am not acting for my own personal gain.

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  You're acting strangely. What is it you're trying to do?

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  Soon my nation will be a happy one.

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  I am about to perform a sacrifice...

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  I'll rip you into more pieces than the Holy Corpse.

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  I cannot forgive this!

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  When I come back, I'll kill you! Ugh!

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  This is nothing big.

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  Stop looking at things from just one viewpoint.

  ”

Victory Lines

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  My soul is in clear, unclouded tandem with my actions! I am a REAL American hero!

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  In obtaining the entire body, I shall find justice!

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  The orders I give are part of my battle plan. I am not a murderer.

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  If someone takes the right napkin first, everyone else must, too. That's how society works.

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  All is going as planned. Soon they will all be mine!

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  There cannot be two of the same person in this world... Unless you wield my Stand.

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  It's like I told you: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

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  The time has come. Let us head to our final destination!

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  A whole new level for D4C!

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  True peace comes not from a handshake between equals, but from the will of an absolute ruler!

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  Anything that could harm me has flown off to someone else in the world!

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  The goddess has been born. The world of mankind shall not be governed by handshakes and smiles, but by the will of the strong!

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  So the goddess exists... and she's on my side!

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  A trial is an offering in disguise. The bigger, the better.

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  This trial will end with the shedding of your blood.

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  My mission as president is to preserve peace for my fellow Americans! That's it!

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  War always occurs at times of great change. The sacrifices of war bear fruit to new advances!

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  I believe that my actions were just.

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  I swore to you, and my word is bond. There are no exceptions.

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  I learned about patriotism and filial duty from this handkerchief. It is my touchstone.

  ”

Tag Lines

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Special Interactions

This section requires expansion.

Dialogue

Outside of All-Star Battle Mode, Funny Valentine has unique interaction dialogue for both his match entrances and victories when facing certain characters.

EntranceVictoryEnemy Taunts

Match Entrance

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Victory

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Enemy Taunts

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  Tah-dah!

  ”

  —Valentine, responding to Joseph Joestar's prediction
• “

  The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!

  ”

  —Valentine, insulting Josuke Higashikata's hair

All-Star Battle Mode

All missions in All-Star Battle Mode starring Funny Valentine as either the Player or Enemy, in order of appearance.

Battle Tendency

Extra Battle (★★★★★)

Unlock Conditions: Unlocked from the start.

Kars

Funny Valentine

Stage: Battlefield

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Battle DetailsSpecial Dialogue

Completion Bonus

2000 G

Special Conditions

Valentine starts with three Corpse Parts. The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. The player's attack power is decreased.

Secret Missions

1. Use the "Brilliant Bone Blades" style: 1000 G
2. Land the "You IDIOT!" throw: Kars Reference Sketch
3. Land the "Feast your eyes on my Ripple!" skill: Valentine's Theme
4. Land the "The power of supreme genes!" skill: Kars Special Outfit A

Entrance Dialogue

Valentine: I can't help but feel... You're an impediment to the prosperity of my country.
Kars: What in the world are you? Where did you come from... And when did you get here?

Victory Dialogue

Kars: You can slip through dimensions? Whatever fortune you have, it ran out when you met Kars!

Defeat Dialogue

Valentine: It all comes back to my patriotism. I'll get rid of you for the safety and happiness of my citizens.

Stardust Crusaders

Extra Battle (★★★)

Unlock Conditions: Unlocked from the start.

Hol Horse

Funny Valentine

Stage: DIO's Mansion

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Battle DetailsSpecial Dialogue

Completion Bonus

1000 G

Special Conditions

The player's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. Each round lasts only 30 seconds.

Secret Missions

1. Execute a taunt: 1000 G
2. Land the "Even my bullets are a Stand!" skill: Hol Horse Publicity Artwork
3. Land the "You're up, J. Geil!" skill: Hol Horse Color Tint C

Entrance Dialogue

Hol Horse: The President, huh? Can I trouble you for a job? I can make myself very useful.
Valentine: I don't recognize you. Are you in the race?

Victory Dialogue

Hol Horse: Patriotism? Fealty? That's a no thanks from me! I just soak up the spoils from whoever's strongest!

Defeat Dialogue

Valentine: You have good judgment in people, but you're a coward. You're not worthy to be a citizen of my country.

Diamond is Unbreakable

Extra Battle (★★★)

Unlock Conditions: Unlocked from the start.

Yoshikage Kira

Funny Valentine

Stage: Kira Estate

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Completion Bonus

1000 G

Special Conditions

The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills.

Secret Missions

1. Use the "Anything can be a bomb" skill: 1000 G
2. Land the "Ha!" skill: Sheer Heart Attack Publicity Artwork
3. Win with a Great Heat Attack: Kira Color Tint C

Entrance Dialogue

Kira: What the... Where did you come from?
Valentine: I sensed such power, I couldn't help but stop. I've been through dimension after dimension, but never encountered something like this until now.

Victory Dialogue

Kira: We're not going to see eye to eye. All I want is a quiet life. I'm sorry, but you must disappear.

Defeat Dialogue

Valentine: I do like your power. Will you use it for good in my service?

Golden Wind

Extra Battle (★★★)

Unlock Conditions: Unlocked from the start.

Bruno Bucciarati

Funny Valentine

Stage: Naples Train Station

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Battle DetailsSpecial Dialogue

Completion Bonus

1000 G

Special Conditions

The player's defense is decreased.

Secret Missions

1. Use the "Close, zipper!" skill: 1000 G
2. Land the "I've got you!" special: Bucciarati Publicity Artwork
3. Land the "From interrogation to torture" throw: Bucciarati Color Tint C

Entrance Dialogue

Valentine: Your resolve, your goal... I like you. Interested in working for me?
Bucciarati: ...where did you come from? Can your Stand use Zippers too?

Victory Dialogue

Bucciarati: Your goal is a noble one... But you won't keep your subordinates with your means.

Defeat Dialogue

Valentine: That's a shame. I thought you'd understand, as a fellow leader.

Steel Ball Run

Normal Battle (★★)

Unlock Conditions: Unlocked from the start.

Gyro Zeppeli

Funny Valentine

Stage: Along the Philadelphia Coastline

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Battle DetailsSpecial Dialogue

Completion Bonus

700 G

Special Conditions

The player's health continuously drains. The player's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. The player's attack power is increased.

Secret Missions

1. Land the First Attack: 1000 G
2. Attack the opponent's Stand: Ball Breaker Publicity Artwork
3. Land a Heart Heat Attack: Ball Breaker 3D Model

Entrance Dialogue

Gyro: I'm gonna settle things with Valentine right here, right now!
Valentine: I think it's time you got off that high horse of yours, Gyro Zeppeli.

Victory Dialogue

Gyro: Johnny! Ready for Lesson 5? I think that's the next one, anyways!

Defeat Dialogue

Valentine: I never knew there was a skill that let you surpass the walls of dimensions.

Boss Battle (★★★★)

Unlock Conditions: Clear three panels on the same page.

Johnny Joestar

Funny Valentine

Stage: Along the Philadelphia Coastline

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Battle DetailsSpecial Dialogue

Completion Bonus

1500 G

Special Conditions

Valentine starts with three Corpse Parts. The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills.

Secret Missions

1. Win without losing a single round: 1000 G
2. Land a 10-hit combo: Tusk ACT4 Publicity Artwork
3. Land the "I'll call them Tusks!" skill: Johnny's Theme
4. Win with a Great Heat Attack: Johnny Special Outfit A

Entrance Dialogue

Valentine: This will be a sacrifice, Johnny Joestar! It will end with your blood spilled!
Johnny: Yee hah!

Victory Dialogue

Johnny: Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could believe that you were a good person?

Defeat Dialogue

Valentine: Battle is a part of every trial, and is always accompanied by bloodshed! The stronger the foe, the better the fight.

Gallery

Media

Character Trailer

Voicelines

ASB to ASBR Comparison

Music

Valentine's theme is All For Justice (全てが『正義』だ, Subete ga "Seigi" da), and can be unlocked in-game by landing the "Feast your eyes on my Ripple!" skill as Kars in All-Star Battle Mode's Kars vs Valentine Extra Battle.

Valentine's Theme

Its name is in reference to Valentine's last words before he has a shootout with Johnny Joestar and dies in Chapter 89 of Steel Ball Run, his last words being "My heart and actions are utterly pure…! Everything I do is for justice!"

JoJo Glossary

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Funny Valentine (ファニー・ヴァレンタイン)

Unlock Condition: Win in the Johnny Joestar vs. Funny Valentine All-Star Battle Mode Boss Battle

TranslatedLocalized The 23rd president of the United States, and the main antagonist of Part 7: Steel Ball Run. He successfully defeats Dio, Hot Pants, and Gyro before Johnny Joestar's complete Golden Spin overwhelms him, forcing him to surrender. He then tries to win Johnny's favor by appealing to his patriotism, but the jockey sees his true intentions and finishes him with a nail bullet. The 23rd President of the USA, who successfully defeats Dio, Hot Pants, and Gyro and company. However, Johnny's perfected nail bullets overwhelm him. He tries to use patriotism to win Johnny over, but fails and is killed.

第７部『スティール・ボール・ラン』の登場人物。第２３代アメリカ合衆国大統領。Ｄｉｏ、ホットパンツ、ジャイロらを倒すが、完全なる黄金の回転エネルギーを身に付けたジョニィの爪弾を受け、敗北を認める。その後、愛国心に訴えてジョニィを説得しようとするが本心を見破られ、爪弾で射殺される。

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D4C (Ｄ４Ｃ)

Unlock Condition: Win in the Johnny Joestar vs. Funny Valentine All-Star Battle Mode Boss Battle

TranslatedLocalized Funny Valentine's Stand. Its unabbreviated name is Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. It is able to move freely between parallel worlds and drag others with it. Those who end up in a parallel world are annihilated if they come into contact with their counterparts. Funny Valentine's Stand. Able to move freely between parallel worlds, and takes others with it. Those who end up in a parallel world die if they come into contact with their doppelgangers.

ファニー・ヴァレンタインのスタンド。『Ｄｉｒｔｙ ｄｅｅｄｓ ｄｏｎｅ ｄｉｒｔ ｃｈｅａｐ（いともたやすく行われるえげつない行為）』の略称。パラレルワールド間を自在に行き来する能力を持ち、その際に他者を引きずり込むこともできる。引きずり込まれた人間がその世界の本人と接触すると、身体が崩壊して死亡する。

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Holy Corpse (聖なる遺体)

Unlock Condition: Win in the Johnny Joestar vs. Funny Valentine All-Star Battle Mode Boss Battle

TranslatedLocalized A body split into nine parts: its heart, left arm, eyes, head, ears, spinal cord, right arm, torso, and legs. Each part bears miraculous power that allows it to fuse with the body of its holder, awaken Stand abilities, and even restore the use of a paraplegic's legs. A body in nine parts: heart, left arm, eyes, head, ears, spinal cord, right arm, torso, and legs. By absorbing them, Stand abilities are unleashed which have miraculous effects, such as allowing paraplegics to walk again.

心臓、左腕、両眼、頭、両耳、脊髄、右腕、胴体、両脚の９つの部位に分かれて存在している。手にした者の体内に入り込み、スタンド能力を発現させたり、下半身不随の者の足を動かしたりするなど、奇跡的な力を秘めている。

Art & Misc. Gameplay Callbacks

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Stylish Evade Pose 1

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Steel Ball Run Chapter 77: D4C, Part 10

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Stylish Evade Pose 2

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Stylish Evade Pose 3

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Stylish Evade Pose 5

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Talking Cut-in

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Taunted Cut-in

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Rumble Mode Cut-in

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User Mode

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Stand Mode

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Reference SketchStand Ref SketchMatch EntranceRound Win 1Round Win 2

Reference Sketch

Unlock Condition

Buy from Gallery Shop
1500 G

Origin

Steel Ball Run Chapter 64: Chocolate Disco, Part 1 and Steel Ball Run Chapter 81: D4C, Part 14 -Love Train-

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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Reference Sketch

Unlock Condition

Buy from Gallery Shop
1500 G

Origin

Cover of SBR Volume 17

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Match Entrance

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Round Win Pose 1

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Steel Ball Run Chapter 72: Ticket to Ride, Part 2

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Round Win Pose 2

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Steel Ball Run Chapter 78: D4C, Part 11 -Love Train-

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Misc

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  Valentine's intro
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  Valentine's "It's merely self-defense" skill
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  Three Valentines attacking during his HHA
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  Valentine and a double during his GHA

Update History

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1.4.0

• "Hiding in the next dimension" skill
  • Fixed so that if the same skill hits 3 times or more, the opponent now gets downed. (unintended bug)
• "A gift from the other side" skill
  • Extended recovery time.
  • Increased damage.
• "I'll dispose of you!" skill
  • Fixed so that if the same skill hits 3 times or more, the opponent now gets downed. (unintended bug)

2.0.0

• "A gift from the other side." skill
  • Added ability to use this skill while airborne.
• "He's gone?!" skill
  • Reduced startup.
  • Reduced how long the hitbox is active.
• "Tah dah!" skill
  • Added the ability to hit downed opponents.
    • This skill can only hit downed opponents once.

2.1.0

• Crouching Heavy Attack [Stand Off]
  • Adjusted the attack weight value to fix a bug where this attack would Clash with normal attacks.
• Crouching Heavy Attack [Stand On]
  • Adjusted the attack weight value to fix a bug where this attack would Clash with normal attacks.
• "A gift from the other side." skill
  • Fixed a bug where the aerial version of this attack would not hit an opponent when they were in a state that prevented projectiles from hitting (such as "Love Train" or "Vapor Barrier").

2.2.0

• "Back from the "other side"" special
  • Fixed a bug where any status conditions incurred from before this special activated persisted after Valentine revived.

2.3.0

• "A gift from the other side." skill
  • Fixed a bug where if the Valentine from the other side is guarded or Stylish Guarded, he would still clash with the opponent's projectiles while he was performing his animation to return to his universe.
• Assault Assist
  • Increased number of stocks from two to three.