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My heart and actions are utterly unclouded...! They are all those of justice.[3] (我が心と行動に一点の曇りなし…………！ 全てが『正義』だ, Waga kokoro to kōdō ni itten no kumori nashi...! Subete ga "seigi" da.)
”
—Steel Ball Run Chapter 89: Break My Heart, Break Your Heart, Part 2
Funny Valentine (ファニー・ヴァレンタイン, Fanī Varentain) was confirmed to return for All-Star Battle R during the game's initial announcement trailer.[2]
His moveset is fundamentally the same as his from All-Star Battle, with a few tweaks being made to both balance the character and fit him into the overall gameplay tweaks that All-Star Battle R brought.
In the English versions of All-Star Battle R, Valentine's Stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, is localized as "Filthy acts, at a reasonable price". However, this title only appears in the character's Great Heat Attack. All other appearances of the Stand's name simply use its abbreviated title, D4C.[1]
As Valentine's voice actor since All-Star Battle, Yasuyuki Kase reprises his role in All-Star Battle R as well. As with the majority of the game's roster, voicelines for Valentine were either added or re-recorded.
Gameplay
Funny Valentine has 900 health and uses the Stand (スタンド, Sutando) Battle Style, fighting foes with Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (いともたやすく行われるえげつない行為, Itomo Tayasuku Okonawareru Egetsunai Kōi).[a] During a fight, he can use several different attacks of his that were featured in Steel Ball Run.
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Command List
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Moveset Changes from All-Star Battle
Medal List
Costumes & Tints
Normal CostumePoses
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Dialogue
Taunt Lines
Victory Lines
Tag LinesSpecial Interactions
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Dialogue
Outside of the All-Star Battle Mode, Funny Valentine has unique interaction dialogue for both his match entrances and victories when facing certain characters.
Match Entrance
VictoryAll-Star Battle Mode
All missions in the All-Star Battle Mode starring Funny Valentine as either the Player or Enemy, in order of appearance.
Battle Tendency
Extra Battle (★★★★★)
Completion Bonus
2000 GSpecial Conditions
Valentine starts with three Corpse Parts. The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. The player's attack power is decreased.
Secret Missions
1. Use the "Brilliant Bone Blades" style: 1000 G
2. Land the "You IDIOT!" throw:
Kars Reference Sketch
3. Land the "Feast your eyes on my Ripple!" skill:
Valentine's Theme
4. Land the "The power of supreme genes!" skill:
Kars Special Outfit A
1000 G2. Land the "You IDIOT!" throw:
Kars Reference Sketch3. Land the "Feast your eyes on my Ripple!" skill:
Valentine's Theme4. Land the "The power of supreme genes!" skill:
Kars Special Outfit AEntrance Dialogue
Valentine: I can't help but feel... You're an impediment to the prosperity of my country.
Kars: What in the world are you? Where did you come from... And when did you get here?
Kars: What in the world are you? Where did you come from... And when did you get here?
Victory Dialogue
Kars: You can slip through dimensions? Whatever fortune you have, it ran out when you met Kars!
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: It all comes back to my patriotism. I'll get rid of you for the safety and happiness of my citizens.
Stardust Crusaders
Extra Battle (★★★)
Completion Bonus
1000 GSpecial Conditions
The player's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. Each round lasts only 30 seconds.
Secret Missions
1. Execute a taunt: 1000 G
2. Land the "Even my bullets are a Stand!" skill: Hol Horse Publicity Artwork
3. Land the "You're up, J. Geil!" skill:
Hol Horse Color Tint C
1000 G2. Land the "Even my bullets are a Stand!" skill:
Hol Horse Publicity Artwork3. Land the "You're up, J. Geil!" skill:
Hol Horse Color Tint CEntrance Dialogue
Hol Horse: The President, huh? Can I trouble you for a job? I can make myself very useful.
Valentine: I don't recognize you. Are you in the race?
Valentine: I don't recognize you. Are you in the race?
Victory Dialogue
Hol Horse: Patriotism? Fealty? That's a no thanks from me! I just soak up the spoils from whoever's strongest!
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: You have good judgment in people, but you're a coward. You're not worthy to be a citizen of my country.
Diamond is Unbreakable
Extra Battle (★★★)
Completion Bonus
1000 GSpecial Conditions
The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills.
Secret Missions
1. Use the "Anything can be a bomb" skill: 1000 G
2. Land the "Ha!" skill: Sheer Heart Attack Publicity Artwork
3. Win with a Great Heat Attack: Kira Color Tint C
1000 G2. Land the "Ha!" skill:
Sheer Heart Attack Publicity Artwork3. Win with a Great Heat Attack:
Kira Color Tint CEntrance Dialogue
Kira: What the... Where did you come from?
Valentine: I sensed such power, I couldn't help but stop. I've been through dimension after dimension, but never encountered something like this until now.
Valentine: I sensed such power, I couldn't help but stop. I've been through dimension after dimension, but never encountered something like this until now.
Victory Dialogue
Kira: We're not going to see eye to eye. All I want is a quiet life. I'm sorry, but you must disappear.
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: I do like your power. Will you use it for good in my service?
Golden Wind
Extra Battle (★★★)
Unlock Conditions: Unlocked from the start.
Stage: Naples Train Station
Completion Bonus
1000 GSpecial Conditions
The player's defense is decreased.
Secret Missions
1. Use the "Close, zipper!" skill: 1000 G
2. Land the "I've got you!" special: Bucciarati Publicity Artwork
3. Land the "From interrogation to torture" throw: Bucciarati Color Tint C
1000 G2. Land the "I've got you!" special:
Bucciarati Publicity Artwork3. Land the "From interrogation to torture" throw:
Bucciarati Color Tint CEntrance Dialogue
Valentine: Your resolve, your goal... I like you. Interested in working for me?
Bucciarati: ...where did you come from? Can your Stand use Zippers too?
Bucciarati: ...where did you come from? Can your Stand use Zippers too?
Victory Dialogue
Bucciarati: Your goal is a noble one... But you won't keep your subordinates with your means.
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: That's a shame. I thought you'd understand, as a fellow leader.
Steel Ball Run
Normal Battle (★★)
Unlock Conditions: Unlocked from the start.
Stage: Along the Philadelphia Coastline
Completion Bonus
700 GSpecial Conditions
The player's health continuously drains. The player's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. The player's attack power is increased.
Secret Missions
1. Land the First Attack: 1000 G
2. Attack the opponent's Stand: Ball Breaker Publicity Artwork
3. Land a Heart Heat Attack:
Ball Breaker 3D Model
1000 G2. Attack the opponent's Stand:
Ball Breaker Publicity Artwork3. Land a Heart Heat Attack:
Ball Breaker 3D ModelEntrance Dialogue
Gyro: I'm gonna settle things with Valentine right here, right now!
Valentine: I think it's time you got off that high horse of yours, Gyro Zeppeli.
Valentine: I think it's time you got off that high horse of yours, Gyro Zeppeli.
Victory Dialogue
Gyro: Johnny! Ready for Lesson 5? I think that's the next one, anyways!
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: I never knew there was a skill that let you surpass the walls of dimensions.
Boss Battle (★★★★)
Unlock Conditions: Clear three panels on the same page.
Stage: Along the Philadelphia Coastline
Completion Bonus
1500 GSpecial Conditions
Valentine starts with three Corpse Parts. The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills.
Secret Missions
1. Win without losing a single round: 1000 G
2. Land a 10-hit combo: Tusk ACT4 Publicity Artwork
3. Land the "I'll call them Tusks!" skill: Johnny's Theme
4. Win with a Great Heat Attack: Johnny Special Outfit A
1000 G2. Land a 10-hit combo:
Tusk ACT4 Publicity Artwork3. Land the "I'll call them Tusks!" skill:
Johnny's Theme4. Win with a Great Heat Attack:
Johnny Special Outfit AEntrance Dialogue
Valentine: This will be a sacrifice, Johnny Joestar! It will end with your blood spilled!
Johnny: Yee hah!
Johnny: Yee hah!
Victory Dialogue
Johnny: Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could believe that you were a good person?
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: Battle is a part of every trial, and is always accompanied by bloodshed! The stronger the foe, the better the fight.
Gallery
Media
JoJo Glossary
| The 23rd President of the USA, he is the main antagonist of Part 7: Steel Ball Run. He succesfully defeats Dio, Hot Pants, and Gyro and company. However, Johnny's perfected nail bullets overwhelm him, forcing him to surrender. He tries to use patriotism to win Johnny over, but soon reveals his true intentions and is killed. | 第７部『スティール・ボール・ラン』の登場人物。第２３代アメリカ合衆国大統領。Ｄｉｏ、ホットパンツ、ジャイロらを倒すが、完全なる黄金の回転エネルギーを身に付けたジョニィの爪弾を受け、敗北を認める。その後、愛国心に訴えてジョニィを説得しようとするが本心を見破られ、爪弾で射殺される。 |
| Funny Valentine's Stand, its full title: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. It's able to move freely between parallel worlds, and take others with it. Those who end up in a parallel world will die if they come into contact with their doppelgangers. | ファニー・ヴァレンタインのスタンド。『Ｄｉｒｔｙ ｄｅｅｄｓ ｄｏｎｅ ｄｉｒｔ ｃｈｅａｐ（いともたやすく行われるえげつない行為）』の略称。パラレルワールド間を自在に行き来する能力を持ち、その際に他者を引きずり込むこともできる。引きずり込まれた人間がその世界の本人と接触すると、身体が崩壊して死亡する。 |
| A body in nine parts: heart, left arm, eyes, head, ears, spinal cord, right arm, torso, and legs. By absorbing them, Stand abilities are unleashed which have miraculous effects, such as allowing paraplegics to walk again. | 心臓、左腕、両眼、頭、両耳、脊髄、右腕、胴体、両脚の９つの部位に分かれて存在している。手にした者の体内に入り込み、スタンド能力を発現させたり、下半身不随の者の足を動かしたりするなど、奇跡的な力を秘めている。 |
Misc
Valentine's intro
Valentine's "It's merely self-defense" skill
Three Valentines attacking during his HHA
Valentine and a double during his GHA
Update History
Balance Changes Comparison
Buffs
Nerfs
Neutral1
1
2
1.4.0
- "I'll dispose of you!" skill
- Fixed so that if the same skill hits 3 times or more, the opponent now gets downed. (unintended bug)
- "Hiding in the next dimension" skill
- Fixed so that if the same skill hits 3 times or more, the opponent now gets downed. (unintended bug)
- "A gift from the other side" skill
- Extended recovery time.
- Increased damage.
Notes
References