Funny Valentine (ファニー・ヴァレンタイン, Fanī Varentain) was confirmed to return for All-Star Battle R during the game's initial announcement trailer.[1]
His moveset is fundamentally the same as his from All-Star Battle, with a few tweaks being made to both balance the character and fit him into the overall gameplay tweaks that All-Star Battle R brought.
In the English version of All-Star Battle R, the full name of Valentine's Stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, is localized as the phrase "Filthy acts, at a reasonable price.", as it was in the original All-Star Battle.
Yasuyuki Kase reprises his role from the original All-Star Battle. As with the majority of the game's roster, voice lines for Valentine were either added or re-recorded.
Funny Valentine has 950 health and uses the Stand (スタンド, Sutando) Battle Style, which allows him to freely summon or withdraw his Stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, dynamically changing his moveset in the process.
As a Steel Ball Run character, three parts of the Saint's Corpse will slowly appear on the ground as Valentine fights. He can pick up these parts to receive progressively better blessings that can boost his performance in combat. If Valentine battles Johnny Joestar, Gyro Zeppeli, Diego Brando, Parallel World Diego, or another Valentine, both combatants will have to fight over the same three parts.
Valentine briefly summons D4C to attack with a swinging sideways chop.
Attack type: High Damage: 36
Crouching Light Attack
+ ON GROUND
Valentine attacks outwards with an extended hand.
Attack type: Low Damage: 13
Crouching Medium Attack
+ ON GROUND
Valentine turns towards the opponent, shifts forward slightly, and throws a strong jab.
Attack type: Low Damage: 21
Crouching Heavy Attack
+ ON GROUND
Valentine briefly summons D4C to perform a chop at a downwards angle then follows up with a swipe to the side, launching the opponent.
Attack type: Low Damage: 28
Jumping Light Attack
IN AIR OK
Valentine kicks downward.
Attack type: Middle Damage: 17
Jumping Medium Attack
IN AIR OK
Valentine briefly summons D4C to swing upwards, launching the opponent into the air.
Attack type: Middle Damage: 26
Jumping Heavy Attack
IN AIR OK
Valentine briefly summons D4C to punch downward.
Attack type: Middle Damage: 40
Style/Specials/Etc. [Stand Off] (スタイル/特殊技/その他)
Stand ON/OFF (スタンドＯＮ／ＯＦＦ)
ON GROUND
Switches between User Mode and Stand Mode. Switching modes changes the skills Valentine is able to use.
Back from the "other side" (自分を「隣りへ」捨てて「入れ替わっている」)
+ 3 ATK buttons ON GROUND
An exclusive, powerful skill that can only be performed when Valentine holds all three Saint's Corpse parts and has a full three stocks of the Heart Heat Gauge. Valentine will slowly spin around with a flag in-hand, swapping places with an alternate version of himself from a parallel world. This completely and instantly restores his health to full. If Valentine is low on health and has activated Rumble Mode, then it and its boons will persist into his transition, resulting in him having Rumble Mode engaged at full health. The drawback of this ability, however, is that Valentine will drop all of the Saint's Corpse parts and his Heart Heat Gauge will be disabled for the rest of the match. The three stocks of Heart Heat are also immediately consumed upon attempting this skill regardless if Valentine succeeds or not, rendering it a heavy loss if he is interrupted. If struck by Kosaku Kawajiri's Great Heat Attack, "Bites the Dust", after having used this skill successfully, Valentine's HHG will be restored once time has looped backward.
Holy Corpse
// while near Corpse Part ON GROUND
Valentine receives a new blessing for every part of the Saint's Corpse he holds. If he is successfully knocked down, however, one Part is knocked away from him, and he loses the associated blessing.
Guard Gauge will not go down as quickly.
Defense power increases, reducing the amount of damage Valentine takes by 10%.
"D4C -Love Train-" triggers.
"D4C -Love Train-" (Ｄ４Ｃ‐ラブトレイン‐)
Automatic while holding three Saint's Corpse parts
When in possession of all three Saint's Corpse parts, D4C -Love Train- generates a barrier of light from the ground around Valentine, making him invincible to all non-HHA/GHA projectiles and traps. However, if in hitstun, Valentine will still be susceptible to these attacks, meaning that if they are used mid-combo, they will still deal their intended effects. The performance of some skills in Stand Mode will also be enhanced, and Valentine's defense will be further increased, resulting in him taking 25% percent less damage (15% more than the damage reduction granted from possessing two Saint's Corpse parts). The window in which he can Stylish Evade will also be extended during this time.
Rumble Mode (ゴゴゴモード)
Activates below 30% health
This mode is automatically activated once Valentine falls below 30% health. It increases his attack power, as well as the rate at which the Heart Heat Gauge rises, while also decreasing the rate at which the Guard Gauge drops.
Skills [Stand Off] (コマンド技)
It's merely self-defense. (正当なる防衛だよ)
+ //ON GROUND
Valentine draws his gun and rapidly fires a number of bullets before throwing the gun away. The number of the bullets and therefore damage increases in order, but the more bullets, the more vulnerable Valentine becomes. The bullets will miss against crouching (unless they have their Stand summoned or are on their horse) and shorter opponents entirely. (Flash Cancel comboable)
Valentine twirls an American flag around himself as another Valentine comes out from behind it, delivering a flying dive kick that causes a ground bounce if it connects. The other Valentine then disappears using his own flag. The distance away from Valentine that the alternate version emerges increases in order. This skill functions as a short-ranged projectile attack and anti-air. If Valentine is hit after casting this move, the alternate Valentine will still appear and complete his attack, allowing this skill to also function as a sort of combobreaker. Because the version has the alternate Valentine appear behind Valentine, this version of the skill can catch cross-ups. (Comboable)
Attack type: Middle Damage: 55
Hiding in the next dimension. (隣の次元へ逃れて隠れなくては…………)
+ //ON GROUND CHARGEABLE
A special movement technique where Valentine throws a flag into the air, wrapping himself inside of it and disappearing. He then reappears from the flag as it floats around. Valentine is completely invincible from the start of the jump until right before he reappears. Valentine's reappearance can be delayed by holding the inputted attack button. Valentine's jump trajectory is determined by the attack button inputted:
Light (): Valentine jumps straight up.
Medium (): Valentine jumps diagonally up and forward.
Heavy (): Valentine jumps diagonally up and backward.
If Valentine is knocked down with a non-HHA/GHA, he can enact this skill at the cost of one bar of the Heart Heat Gauge, which is particularly useful for holding onto the Saint's Corpse part he would normally lose in that situation. If an opponent is in the air during a combo, this skill will continue to juggle them. (Comboable when hitting a previously launched opponent)
Attack type: High Damage: 10
He's gone?! (消えた！！？)
+ //ON GROUND
A counter attack. Valentine strikes a pose. If hit with a non-Throw/Heart Heat Attack/Great Heat Attack, Valentine grabs the opponent and falls backward, using the opponent and the floor to disappear into another dimension while the opponent instead hits the ground and takes damage. Valentine then reappears from the ground behind the downed opponent. He will always end up on the opposite side of the opponent from where the counter was triggered. The recovery decreases in order, but the speed of the startup will also decrease.
Attack type: Counter Damage: 100
Normals [Stand On] (通常技)
Standing Light Attack
ON GROUND
D4C attacks forwards with its hand.
Attack type: High Damage: 14
Standing Medium Attack
ON GROUND
D4C shifts forward and swipes sideways in a chopping motion.
Attack type: High Damage: 21
Standing Heavy Attack
ON GROUND
D4C performs an uppercut.
Attack type: High Damage: 34
Crouching Light Attack
+ ON GROUND
D4C swings its hand diagonally downwards.
Attack type: Low Damage: 13
Crouching Medium Attack
+ ON GROUND
D4C slices upwards from its crouched position, launching the opponent.
Attack type: Low Damage: 21
Crouching Heavy Attack
+ ON GROUND
D4C chops at a downwards angle then follows up with a swipe to the side, launching the opponent.
Attack type: Low Damage: 28
Jumping Light Attack
IN AIR OK
D4C slices downwards with its hand.
Attack type: Middle Damage: 17
Jumping Medium Attack
IN AIR OK
D4C slices horizontally outwards.
Attack type: Middle Damage: 26
Jumping Heavy Attack
IN AIR OK
D4C kicks downwards.
Attack type: Middle Damage: 38
Style/Specials/Etc. [Stand On] (スタイル/特殊技/その他)
Stand ON/OFF (スタンドＯＮ／ＯＦＦ)
ON GROUND
Switches between User Mode and Stand Mode. Switching modes changes the skills Valentine is able to use.
Back from the "other side" (自分を「隣りへ」捨てて「入れ替わっている」)
+ 3 ATK buttons ON GROUND
An exclusive, powerful skill that can only be performed when Valentine holds all three Saint's Corpse parts and has a full three stocks of the Heart Heat Gauge. Valentine will slowly spin around with a flag in-hand, swapping places with an alternate version of himself from another dimension. This completely and instantly restores his health to full. If Valentine is low on health and has activated Rumble Mode, then it and its boons will persist into his transition, resulting in him having Rumble Mode engaged at full health. The drawback of this ability, however, is that Valentine will drop all of the Saint's Corpse parts and his Heart Heat Gauge will be disabled for the rest of the match. The three stocks of Heart Heat are also immediately consumed upon attempting this skill regardless if Valentine succeeds or not, rendering it a heavy loss if he is interrupted. If struck by Kosaku Kawajiri's GHA, "Bites the Dust", after having used this skill successfully, Valentine's HHG will be restored once time has looped backward.
Holy Corpse
// while near Corpse Part ON GROUND
Valentine receives a new blessing for every part of the Saint's Corpse he holds. If he is successfully knocked down, however, one Part is knocked away from him, and he loses the associated blessing.
Guard Gauge will not go down as quickly.
Defense power increases, reducing the amount of damage Valentine takes by 10%.
"D4C -Love Train-" triggers.
"D4C -Love Train-" (Ｄ４Ｃ‐ラブトレイン‐)
Automatic while holding three Saint's Corpse parts
When in possession of all three Saint's Corpse parts, D4C -Love Train- generates a barrier of light from the ground around Valentine, making him invincible to all non-HHA/GHA projectiles and traps. However, if in hitstun, Valentine will still be susceptible to these attacks, meaning that if they are used mid-combo, they will still deal their intended effects. The performance of some skills in Stand Mode will also be enhanced, and Valentine's defense will be further increased, resulting in him taking 25% percent less damage (15% more than the damage reduction granted from possessing two Saint's Corpse parts). The window in which he can Stylish Evade will also be extended during this time.
Rumble Mode (ゴゴゴモード)
Activates below 30% health
This mode is automatically activated once Valentine falls below 30% health. It increases his attack power, as well as the rate at which the Heart Heat Gauge rises, while also decreasing the rate at which the Guard Gauge drops.
Skills [Stand On] (コマンド技)
Well, now you've done it! (かなりムカついたぞ)
+ //ON GROUND
D4C advances forward while unleashing a barrage of chops, knocking the opponent to the ground a short distance away on the last hit. The distance D4C travels and number of hits increase in order, but the greater the increase, the more vulnerable Valentine becomes. (Flash Cancel comboable) During "D4C -Love Train-", Valentine is invincible from just after activation until the attack begins.
Attack type: High Damage: 72 / 84 / 96
I'll dispose of you! (始末する)
+ //ON GROUND
D4C shifts forward and attacks. D4C will always perform a two-hitting chop, but the follow-up attacks vary based on the attack button inputted. This attack is a Stand Rush-compatible skill that Valentine can disconnect from to freely act while it's executing. (Flash Cancel comboable)
Light (): D4C only performs the initial downward swinging chop.
Medium (): D4C moves into the air to perform a follow-up overhead chop, causing the opponent to crumple to the ground. While the two attacks do not normally combo into each other, they can be made to if the skill is Stand Rushed at the right time after the first hit. They can also combo if the opponent has been launched previously, though the second hit will knock opponents to the ground.
Heavy (): D4C moves forward even more to perform a follow-up low kick that launches the opponent into the air. The two attacks do not combo into each other. However, if used in a combo where the opponent has already been launched, these hits will juggle opponents, though the hits are still not guaranteed to combo into one another without being Stand Rushed with proper timing.
During "D4C -Love Train-", the and variants have a slightly faster startup.
Valentine pulls out and tosses a flag into the air before D4C slams it down to the ground. If the last hit connects, the opponent will disappear under the flag with Menger sponges flying out from under it. Valentine and D4C will then strike a pose as the opponent is launched into a hard knockdown. The damage increases in order, but the higher damage, the more vulnerable Valentine will become. The second hit of this skill can hit downed opponents, but only if they have not been downed by this skill previously. Damage is increased if "D4C -Love Train-" is active.
A hindrance to my country! (おまえはこの国の未来への「幸せ」を邪魔している)
2 ATK buttons at close range or ( to back-throw) ON GROUND
Valentine has D4C grab the opponent, throwing them high into the air with one hand and jabbing them in the torso with the other as they fall. It then throws them away afterward.
Attack type: Throw Damage: 130
Heart Heat Attack / Great Heat Attack (ＨＨＡ / ＧＨＡ)
Guess who's back! (連れて戻って来た！)
+ 2 ATK Buttons ON GROUND
A counter. Valentine and D4C openly present themselves to the opponent with a shrug. If the opponent's non-projectile/Throw/GHA connects, Valentine will slam them into the ground as he uses them as cover to disappear. He will return from the ground with two extra Valentines as the three proceed to beat the downed opponent. D4C finally throws the opponent into the air and in unison, all three Valentines uppercut them, sending them flying. The two extra Valentines then return to their dimensions.
Attack type: Counter Damage: 220
“
Tah-dah! Guess who's back! All for one, and one for all! (どジャアァァ～～～ん 連れて戻って来た！ みんなわたしだ！)
”
Filthy acts, at a reasonable price. (いともたやすく行われるえげつない行為)
+ 3 ATK Buttons, or ON GROUND
Valentine pulls out a large flag and blankets it forward as he declares the attack something the opponent should be honored to receive. If the opponent is caught, they are draped over by the flag and Valentine jumps under in pursuit shortly afterward. The two are pulled into a parallel world, interrupting the battle between their parallel world counterparts as the camera view is upside-down. Valentine poses with his welcoming doppelganger as the camera reorients itself, while the opponent is forcibly pulled and slammed into their counterpart, resulting in them violently disintegrating into a shower of Menger sponges.
Consider this an honor! My ability lets me freely go between here and the "world" next door! Savor the taste... (光栄に思うがいい この「隣り」の場所に自由に入って来れるのは このわたしの能力だけだ ゆっくり味わえ…)
”
Assist System (アシストシステム)
Assault Assist (アサルトアシスト, Asaruto Ashisuto)
ON GROUND
A three-stock assist. Valentine jumps in and covers himself with an American flag, creating a new Valentine clone that flies towards the opponent with a leg out for a kick. Valentine then poses before jumping back and covering himself with an American flag, disappearing into it.
Attack type: Middle Damage: 55
Reversal Assist (リバーサルアシスト, Ribāsaru Ashisuto)
ON GROUND
A one-stock assist. Valentine jumps in and summons D4C to punch downwards in the same way as his Jumping Heavy Attack. He then poses before jumping back off-screen.
Valentine now moves forward while punching, giving this normal more range.
Crouching Medium Attack
+ ON GROUND
Valentine now moves forward while attacking, giving this normal more range.
Crouching Heavy Attack
+ ON GROUND
D4C now shifts forward before attacking, giving this normal more range. The second hit also now launches the opponent before causing a hard knockdown instead of only causing a hard knockdown, allowing for Valentine to combo off of this attack.
Jumping Medium Attack
IN AIR OK
This attack launches the opponent on hit now.
Skills [Stand Off] (コマンド技)
It's merely self-defense
+ //ON GROUND
The number of bullets Valentine fires now changes based on which attack button is inputted. He fires 2 for the variant, 4 for the variant, and the full 6 for the variant.
A gift from the other side.
+ //ON GROUND IN AIR OK
This skill now causes a groundbounce rather than a hard knockdown. It can also be used in the air now. Where the alternate Valentine appears in relation to Valentine now changes based on what attack button is used to activate the skill, resulting in the skill having a range that increases as the strength of the attack button does as opposed to being the same for all variants.
Hiding in the next dimension.
+ //ON GROUND CHARGEABLE
This skill now has a hitbox, allowing Valentine to hit opponents for a small amount of damage when he jumps into his flag. It also allows him to juggle opponents in a combo, making for completely new combo routes. The flag will also now slowly drift forward instead of floating in place while Valentine is hidden in it.
He's gone?!
+ //ON GROUND
The input for this counter has changed. Previously it was in place of . The counter is also active for a shorter amount of time than it was in All-Star Battle for all variants, with the time decreasing as the strength of the attack button inputted increases instead of increasing.
Normals [Stand On] (通常技)
Standing Medium Attack
ON GROUND
D4C now slides forward while attacking, giving this normal more range.
Crouching Medium Attack
+ ON GROUND
D4C now slides forward while attacking, giving this normal more range.
Crouching Heavy Attack
+ ON GROUND
D4C now shifts forward before attacking, giving this normal more range. The second hit also now launches the opponent before causing a hard knockdown instead of only causing a hard knockdown, allowing for Valentine to combo off of this attack.
Jumping Medium Attack
IN AIR OK
The hitbox for this attack has been extended downward to allow it to hit grounded opponents now.
Skills [Stand On] (コマンド技)
Well, now you've done it!
+ //ON GROUND
The opponent is launched later now, making it a bit easier to combo off this skill when Flash Canceled. The last hit also deals significantly more damage.
I'll dispose of you!
+ //ON GROUND
The variant now causes a crumple in place of normal knockback, while the variant now launches the opponent into the air before causing a hard knockdown instead of only knocking them down in a hard knockdown. The second attack for both of these variants also executes faster than they did in All-Star Battle, making it slightly more difficult to react to them. However, while "D4C -Love Train-" is active, the decrease in startup speed of these variants is lesser, resulting in them actually executing slower now. For the variant, D4C also moves farther forward for the second hit.
Tah dah!
+ //ON GROUND WHEN DOWNED
There is now a hitbox on the first part of the attack where Valentine tosses the flag into the air, allowing Valentine to deal an extra hit that damages the opponent and knocks them into the air. This also makes the skill more difficult to react to as this essentially decreases the startup. Furthermore, this skill can now hit downed opponents. While "D4C -Love Train-" is active, this skill now deals significantly more damage rather than turning into a Middle attack.
General Changes
Unlike every other character in the game, Valentine's walk speed while in Stand Mode has been noticeably decreased instead of increased. Because his animation speed has not changed, it results in him looking like he is walking in place.
Valentine's first ten Taunt and Victory Lines are included in his Taunt and Victory Poses respectively, with two lines per pose; the first two poses of each type are unlocked by default, while the other three of each must be purchased for 450 G each. The remaining lines of both types can be purchased as a single set for 300 G. Valentine's Tag Lines can be purchased as a set for 140 G.
Taunt LinesVictory LinesTag LinesMisc.
Taunt Lines
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Tah-dah! (ドジャアア～～ン……………)
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“
The holy corpse has chosen ME! (「遺体」はこのヴァレンタインの事を好いてくれている！！)
”
“
I am not acting for my own personal gain. (わたしの行動は「私利私欲」でやった事ではない)
”
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You're gonna pay! (絶対に許されないッ！)
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Your stupid little goals matter not to me. (おまえなんかの薄っぺらな「志」などどうでもいい事だ)
”
“
Strong foes add spice to battle! (『試練』は「強敵」であるほど良い…)
”
“
Watch yourself. (気をつけたまえ)
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“
Get out of here! (引っ込んでいろォッ！！)
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“
Eager to play the hero, are you? (おまえ、英雄になろうとしているのか？)
”
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I'll see to it you savor the pain. (痛みだけはたっぷり味わってもらうがな)
”
“
You're acting strangely. What is it you're trying to do? (「何」か……さっきから不気味だが「何」をしようとしている？)
”
“
Soon my nation will be a happy one. (わたしの国はこれから「幸せ」になる)
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I am about to perform a sacrifice... (これから行われるのは「生贄」だ…)
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I'll rip you into more pieces than the Holy Corpse. (遺体の部位以上にバラバラにしてやる)
”
“
I cannot forgive this! (許す事は出来ない！)
”
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When I come back, I'll kill you! Ugh! (戻ってすぐに殺してやるッ…！！ クッ！)
”
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This is nothing big. (なんて事はない)
”
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Stop looking at things from just one viewpoint. (物事の…………片方の面だけを見るのはやめろ)
”
Victory Lines
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My soul is in clear, unclouded tandem with my actions! I am a REAL American hero! (我が心と行動に一点の曇りなし…………！ 全てが『正義』だ)
”
“
All is going as planned. Soon they will all be mine! (全ては順調だ…いよいよ！ 「総取り」の時が来た…)
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A whole new level for D4C! (『Ｄ４Ｃ』のさらなる段階だッ！！)
”
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If someone takes the right napkin first, everyone else must, too. That's how society works. (誰かが最初に右のナプキンを取ったら全員が「右」を 取らざるを得ない。もし左なら全員が左側のナプキンだ。 そうせざるを得ない。これが「社会」だ)
”
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The time has come. Let us head to our final destination! (最後の土地へ向かおう……「地図」の最終地点へ)
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The orders I give are part of my battle plan. I am not a murderer. (「作戦」というのだよ。「殺人」ではない…………… わたしが下す「命令」のことはな)
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It's like I told you: Filthy acts, at a reasonable price. (『Ｄｉｒｔｙ ｄｅｅｄｓ ｄｏｎｅ ｄｉｒｔ ｃｈｅａｐ』 〝いともたやすく行われるえげつない行為")
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In obtaining the entire body, I shall find justice! (『死体』を手に入れる事が『正義』だ！)
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There cannot be two of the same person in this world... Unless you wield my Stand. (「同じ世界」に「同じ２人」が存在する事は どんな者だろうと出来ない……… このわたしのスタンド能力以外はな……)
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True peace comes not from a handshake between equals, but from the will of an absolute ruler! (『安定した平和』とは！ 平等なる者同士の固い『握手』よりも絶対的優位に立つ者が 治める事で成り立つのがこの『人の世の現実』！！)
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Anything that could harm me has flown off to someone else in the world! (『害悪なる』ものは遥か向こうの！ どこかの誰かへ！！ 吹き飛んだッ！！)
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The goddess has been born. The world of mankind shall not be governed by handshakes and smiles, but by the will of the strong! (今…「女神」が生まれたのだ…この人間世界の「平和」と 「幸福」はうぬぼれたバカ者同士の手と手をとり合った平等なんか で治まったりしない。「強い国」がナプキンをとる事で始まる)
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So the goddess exists... and she's on my side! (やはり女神は……存在した… わたしに味方してくれる「女神」がな)
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A trial is an offering in disguise. The bigger, the better. (試練は「供えもの」だ、りっぱであるほど良い)
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This trial will end with the shedding of your blood. (試練は…流される血で終わる……)
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My mission as president is to preserve peace for my fellow Americans! That's it! (わたしの大統領としての絶対的『使命』は！ この世界のこの我が国民の『安全を保障する』という事！ それひとつに尽きるからだ！)
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War always occurs at times of great change. The sacrifices of war bear fruit to new advances! (人間の世界では歴史でわかるように劇的変化のある時 必ず戦闘が行われる。逆に言うなら戦いの犠牲が出るからこそ 『大切なもの』が手に入る)
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I believe that my actions were just. (わたしの行動にミスはなかったと信じている)
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I swore to you, and my word is bond. There are no exceptions. (わたしは「誓う」と言った。わたしは一度口にして誓った事は 必ず実行して来た…………「報復」は決してしない)
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I learned about patriotism and filial duty from this handkerchief. It is my touchstone. (このハンカチからわたしは「父の愛」と「愛国心」を学んだんだ。 わたしの原点だよ…)
My soul is in clear, unclouded tandem with my actions! Everything I do is for justice! (我が心と行動に一点の曇りなし…………！ 全てが『正義』だ)
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Tah-dah! (ドジャアア～～ン……………)
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Yes! Yesss! (イエスッ、イエスッ)
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I'm a patriot. Everything I've done has been for the sake of my country. (わたしには「愛国心」がある。全てはこの国のために「絶対」と判断したから行動した事…)
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It was me! I'm the one who took the napkin first! (このわたしがッ！ 最初のナプキンを手にしたぞッ！)
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All is going as planned. Soon they will all be mine! (全ては順調だ…いよいよ！ 「総取り」の時が来た…)
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So... the Goddess does exist... And she's on my side! (やはり女神は…存在した…わたしに「味方」してくれる「女神」がな)
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A hindrance to my country! (おまえはこの国の未来への「幸せ」を邪魔している)
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Alternate worlds all converging at the same place, at the same time. (同じ場所に隣りの世界を同時に存在させられる)
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Misc.
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Soon my nation will be a happy one. (わたしの国はこれから「幸せ」になる)
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—Round Win 1
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It was me! I'm the one who took the napkin first! (このわたしがッ！ 最初のナプキンを手にしたぞッ！)
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—Round Win 2
Special Interactions
When hit by Giorno Giovanna's Heart Heat Attack, Valentine's expression mirrors his after he barely manages to shield himself from Tusk ACT4's initial burst of energy using D4C Love Train.[4]
When hit by Enrico Pucci's "It's an illusion." skill, Valentine leans over and reaches downward with both of his arms, as he does when first using D4C Love Train to redirect holes created by Johnny Joestar's nail bullets.[5]
Dialogue
Outside of All-Star Battle Mode, Funny Valentine has unique interaction dialogue for both his match entrances and victories when facing certain characters.
EntranceVictoryEnemy Taunts
Match Entrance
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Filthy acts, at a reasonable price. (『Ｄｉｒｔｙ ｄｅｅｄｓ ｄｏｎｅ ｄｉｒｔ ｃｈｅａｐ』)
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—Default dialogue
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Get ready for amber waves of pain! (冬のナマズみたいにおとなしくさせてやる)
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—Funny Valentine (Player 1)
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Hello, me. Meet the REAL me. (どうしてもやるのか？ わたしよ)
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—Funny Valentine (Player 2)
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Battle is a part of every trial, and is always accompanied by bloodshed! (『試練』には必ず「戦い」があり、「流される血」がある)
You have to let a horse run free. Let it go where it wants, as if it's thanking the land and sky for letting it be born here. (馬自身が「良い」と思うように走らせろ… 馬自身が………この大地と空の下に生まれて来た事を 感謝するように…)
In the battle to come... just one misstep... a single misstep will decide the victor. And I'm not just talking about us. (ここから先は……戦局でいう所の…「一手」だな… 「一手」見誤った者の敗北という事か…… ジャイロ、おまえの方か…わたしの方ではないがな…………)
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—Funny Valentine
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I want to make a deal. I get the corpse, you pay me for it! (オレは取引がしたい。「遺体」を手に入れ、あんたに売る！)
Valentine starts with three Corpse Parts. The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. The player's attack power is decreased.
Secret Missions
1. Use the "Brilliant Bone Blades" style: 1000 G 2. Land the "You IDIOT!" throw: Kars Reference Sketch 3. Land the "Feast your eyes on my Ripple!" skill: Valentine's Theme 4. Land the "The power of supreme genes!" skill: Kars Special Outfit A
Entrance Dialogue
Valentine: I can't help but feel... You're an impediment to the prosperity of my country. Kars: What in the world are you? Where did you come from... And when did you get here?
Victory Dialogue
Kars: You can slip through dimensions? Whatever fortune you have, it ran out when you met Kars!
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: It all comes back to my patriotism. I'll get rid of you for the safety and happiness of my citizens.
The player's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. Each round lasts only 30 seconds.
Secret Missions
1. Execute a taunt: 1000 G 2. Land the "Even my bullets are a Stand!" skill: Hol Horse Publicity Artwork 3. Land the "You're up, J. Geil!" skill: Hol Horse Color Tint C
Entrance Dialogue
Hol Horse: The President, huh? Can I trouble you for a job? I can make myself very useful. Valentine: I don't recognize you. Are you in the race?
Victory Dialogue
Hol Horse: Patriotism? Fealty? That's a no thanks from me! I just soak up the spoils from whoever's strongest!
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: You have good judgment in people, but you're a coward. You're not worthy to be a citizen of my country.
The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills.
Secret Missions
1. Use the "Anything can be a bomb" skill: 1000 G 2. Land the "Ha!" skill: Sheer Heart Attack Publicity Artwork 3. Win with a Great Heat Attack: Kira Color Tint C
Entrance Dialogue
Kira: What the... Where did you come from? Valentine: I sensed such power, I couldn't help but stop. I've been through dimension after dimension, but never encountered something like this until now.
Victory Dialogue
Kira: We're not going to see eye to eye. All I want is a quiet life. I'm sorry, but you must disappear.
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: I do like your power. Will you use it for good in my service?
1. Use the "Close, zipper!" skill: 1000 G 2. Land the "I've got you!" special: Bucciarati Publicity Artwork 3. Land the "From interrogation to torture" throw: Bucciarati Color Tint C
Entrance Dialogue
Valentine: Your resolve, your goal... I like you. Interested in working for me? Bucciarati: ...where did you come from? Can your Stand use Zippers too?
Victory Dialogue
Bucciarati: Your goal is a noble one... But you won't keep your subordinates with your means.
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: That's a shame. I thought you'd understand, as a fellow leader.
Valentine starts with three Corpse Parts. The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills.
Secret Missions
1. Win without losing a single round: 1000 G 2. Land a 10-hit combo: Tusk ACT4 Publicity Artwork 3. Land the "I'll call them Tusks!" skill: Johnny's Theme 4. Win with a Great Heat Attack: Johnny Special Outfit A
Entrance Dialogue
Valentine: This will be a sacrifice, Johnny Joestar! It will end with your blood spilled! Johnny: Yee hah!
Victory Dialogue
Johnny: Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could believe that you were a good person?
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: Battle is a part of every trial, and is always accompanied by bloodshed! The stronger the foe, the better the fight.
Valentine's theme is All For Justice (全てが『正義』だ, Subete ga "Seigi" da), and can be unlocked in-game by landing the "Feast your eyes on my Ripple!" skill as Kars in All-Star Battle Mode's Kars vs. Valentine Extra Battle.
The 23rd president of the United States, and the main antagonist of Part 7: Steel Ball Run. He successfully defeats Dio, Hot Pants, and Gyro before Johnny Joestar's complete Golden Spin overwhelms him, forcing him to surrender. He then tries to win Johnny's favor by appealing to his patriotism, but the jockey sees his true intentions and finishes him with a nail bullet.
The 23rd President of the USA, who successfully defeats Dio, Hot Pants, and Gyro and company. However, Johnny's perfected nail bullets overwhelm him. He tries to use patriotism to win Johnny over, but fails and is killed.
Funny Valentine's Stand. Its unabbreviated name is Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. It is able to move freely between parallel worlds and drag others with it. Those who end up in a parallel world are annihilated if they come into contact with their counterparts.
Funny Valentine's Stand. Able to move freely between parallel worlds, and takes others with it. Those who end up in a parallel world die if they come into contact with their doppelgangers.
A body split into nine parts: its heart, left arm, eyes, head, ears, spinal cord, right arm, torso, and legs. Each part bears miraculous power that allows it to fuse with the body of its holder, awaken Stand abilities, and even restore the use of a paraplegic's legs.
A body in nine parts: heart, left arm, eyes, head, ears, spinal cord, right arm, torso, and legs. By absorbing them, Stand abilities are unleashed which have miraculous effects, such as allowing paraplegics to walk again.
Fixed so that if the same skill hits 3 times or more, the opponent now gets downed. (unintended bug)
"A gift from the other side" skill
Extended recovery time.
Increased damage.
"I'll dispose of you!" skill
Fixed so that if the same skill hits 3 times or more, the opponent now gets downed. (unintended bug)
2.0.0
"A gift from the other side." skill
Added ability to use this skill while airborne.
"He's gone?!" skill
Reduced startup.
Reduced how long the hitbox is active.
"Tah dah!" skill
Added the ability to hit downed opponents.
This skill can only hit downed opponents once.
2.1.0
Crouching Heavy Attack [Stand Off]
Adjusted the attack weight value to fix a bug where this attack would Clash with normal attacks.
Crouching Heavy Attack [Stand On]
Adjusted the attack weight value to fix a bug where this attack would Clash with normal attacks.
"A gift from the other side." skill
Fixed a bug where the aerial version of this attack would not hit an opponent when they were in a state that prevented projectiles from hitting (such as "D4C -Love Train-" or "Vapor Barrier").
2.2.0
"Back from the "other side"" special
Fixed a bug where any status conditions incurred from before this special activated persisted after Valentine revived.
2.3.0
"A gift from the other side." skill
Fixed a bug where if the Valentine from the other side is guarded or Stylish Guarded, he would still clash with the opponent's projectiles while he was performing his animation to return to his universe.
This change also applies to the Assault Assist since this is the skill used for it.
Assault Assist
Increased number of stocks from two to three.
Notes
↑These include Devil's Palm, Wekapipo, Gyro Zeppeli, Sugar Mountain, Johnny Joestar, Scan, Scary Monsters, Steven Steel, Holy Corpse, Tusk ACTs 1-4, D4C, Diego Brando, Funny Valentine, Philadelphia Coastline, Ball Breaker, Pocoloco, Mike O., Ringo Roadagain, Lucy Steel, and Rocky Mountains Village.
ON GROUND 
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+ 3 ATK buttons ON GROUND 
while near Corpse Part ON GROUND 
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Taunt C
Taunt D
Taunt E
Victory A
Victory C
Victory E
Taunt Lines
2000 G
Reference Sketch
Buffs
Nerfs
Neutral
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Special Costume A
Color Tint A
Color Tint B
Color Tint C
Color Tint D
Taunt A
Taunt B
Victory B
Victory D
Valentine's Theme
Kars Special Outfit A
Hol Horse Color Tint C
Ball Breaker 3D Model
