Funny Valentine (ファニー・ヴァレンタイン, Fanī Varentain) was confirmed to return for All-Star Battle R during the game's initial announcement trailer.[2]
His moveset is fundamentally the same as his from All-Star Battle, with a few tweaks being made to both balance the character and fit him into the overall gameplay tweaks that All-Star Battle R brought.
In the English versions of All-Star Battle R, Valentine's Stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, is localized as "Filthy acts, at a reasonable price". However, this title only appears in the character's Great Heat Attack. All other appearances of the Stand's name simply use its abbreviated title, D4C.[1]
As Valentine's voice actor since All-Star Battle, Yasuyuki Kase reprises his role in All-Star Battle R as well. As with the majority of the game's roster, voicelines for Valentine were either added or re-recorded.
Funny Valentine has 900 health and uses the Stand (スタンド, Sutando) Battle Style, fighting foes with Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (いともたやすく行われるえげつない行為, Itomo Tayasuku Okonawareru Egetsunai Kōi).[a] During a fight, he can use several different attacks of his that were featured in Steel Ball Run.
Outside of All-Star Battle Mode, Funny Valentine has unique interaction dialogue for both his match entrances and victories when facing certain characters.
Valentine starts with three Corpse Parts. The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. The player's attack power is decreased.
Secret Missions
1. Use the "Brilliant Bone Blades" style: 1000 G 2. Land the "You IDIOT!" throw: Kars Reference Sketch 3. Land the "Feast your eyes on my Ripple!" skill: Valentine's Theme 4. Land the "The power of supreme genes!" skill: Kars Special Outfit A
Entrance Dialogue
Valentine: I can't help but feel... You're an impediment to the prosperity of my country. Kars: What in the world are you? Where did you come from... And when did you get here?
Victory Dialogue
Kars: You can slip through dimensions? Whatever fortune you have, it ran out when you met Kars!
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: It all comes back to my patriotism. I'll get rid of you for the safety and happiness of my citizens.
The player's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. Each round lasts only 30 seconds.
Secret Missions
1. Execute a taunt: 1000 G 2. Land the "Even my bullets are a Stand!" skill: Hol Horse Publicity Artwork 3. Land the "You're up, J. Geil!" skill: Hol Horse Color Tint C
Entrance Dialogue
Hol Horse: The President, huh? Can I trouble you for a job? I can make myself very useful. Valentine: I don't recognize you. Are you in the race?
Victory Dialogue
Hol Horse: Patriotism? Fealty? That's a no thanks from me! I just soak up the spoils from whoever's strongest!
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: You have good judgment in people, but you're a coward. You're not worthy to be a citizen of my country.
The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills.
Secret Missions
1. Use the "Anything can be a bomb" skill: 1000 G 2. Land the "Ha!" skill: Sheer Heart Attack Publicity Artwork 3. Win with a Great Heat Attack: Kira Color Tint C
Entrance Dialogue
Kira: What the... Where did you come from? Valentine: I sensed such power, I couldn't help but stop. I've been through dimension after dimension, but never encountered something like this until now.
Victory Dialogue
Kira: We're not going to see eye to eye. All I want is a quiet life. I'm sorry, but you must disappear.
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: I do like your power. Will you use it for good in my service?
1. Use the "Close, zipper!" skill: 1000 G 2. Land the "I've got you!" special: Bucciarati Publicity Artwork 3. Land the "From interrogation to torture" throw: Bucciarati Color Tint C
Entrance Dialogue
Valentine: Your resolve, your goal... I like you. Interested in working for me? Bucciarati: ...where did you come from? Can your Stand use Zippers too?
Victory Dialogue
Bucciarati: Your goal is a noble one... But you won't keep your subordinates with your means.
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: That's a shame. I thought you'd understand, as a fellow leader.
Valentine starts with three Corpse Parts. The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills.
Secret Missions
1. Win without losing a single round: 1000 G 2. Land a 10-hit combo: Tusk ACT4 Publicity Artwork 3. Land the "I'll call them Tusks!" skill: Johnny's Theme 4. Win with a Great Heat Attack: Johnny Special Outfit A
Entrance Dialogue
Valentine: This will be a sacrifice, Johnny Joestar! It will end with your blood spilled! Johnny: Yee hah!
Victory Dialogue
Johnny: Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could believe that you were a good person?
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: Battle is a part of every trial, and is always accompanied by bloodshed! The stronger the foe, the better the fight.
Valentine's theme is All For Justice (全てが『正義』だ, Subete ga "Seigi" da), and can be unlocked in-game by landing the "Feast your eyes on my Ripple!" skill as Kars in All-Star Battle Mode's Kars vs Valentine Extra Battle.
Valentine's Theme
Its name is in reference to Valentine's last words before he has a shootout with Johnny Joestar and dies in Chapter 89 of Steel Ball Run, his last words being "My heart and actions are utterly pure…! Everything I do is for justice!"
The 23rd president of the United States, and the main antagonist of Part 7: Steel Ball Run. He successfully defeats Dio, Hot Pants, and Gyro before Johnny Joestar's complete Golden Spin overwhelms him, forcing him to surrender. He then tries to win Johnny's favor by appealing to his patriotism, but the jockey sees his true intentions and finishes him with a nail bullet.
The 23rd President of the USA, who successfully defeats Dio, Hot Pants, and Gyro and company. However, Johnny's perfected nail bullets overwhelm him. He tries to use patriotism to win Johnny over, but fails and is killed.
Funny Valentine's Stand. Its unabbreviated name is Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. It is able to move freely between parallel worlds and drag others with it. Those who end up in a parallel world are annihilated if they come into contact with their counterparts.
Funny Valentine's Stand. Able to move freely between parallel worlds, and takes others with it. Those who end up in a parallel world die if they come into contact with their doppelgangers.
A body split into nine parts: its heart, left arm, eyes, head, ears, spinal cord, right arm, torso, and legs. Each part bears miraculous power that allows it to fuse with the body of its holder, awaken Stand abilities, and even restore the use of a paraplegic's legs.
A body in nine parts: heart, left arm, eyes, head, ears, spinal cord, right arm, torso, and legs. By absorbing them, Stand abilities are unleashed which have miraculous effects, such as allowing paraplegics to walk again.
Fixed so that if the same skill hits 3 times or more, the opponent now gets downed. (unintended bug)
"A gift from the other side" skill
Extended recovery time.
Increased damage.
"I'll dispose of you!" skill
Fixed so that if the same skill hits 3 times or more, the opponent now gets downed. (unintended bug)
2.0.0
"A gift from the other side." skill
Added ability to use this skill while airborne.
"He's gone?!" skill
Reduced startup.
"Tah dah!" skill
Added to hit downed opponents.
Notes
↑The English name is also sometimes represented in katakana: Dātī Dīzu Dan Dāto Chīpu (ダーティー・ディーズ・ダン・ダート・チープ). Furthmore, D4C is a common abbreviation of the Stand's name, particularly in All-Star Battle R.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Color Tint A
Taunt Lines
2000 G
Buffs
Nerfs
Neutral
Special Costume A
Color Tint B
Color Tint C
Color Tint D
Kars Reference Sketch
Valentine's Theme
Kars Special Outfit A
Hol Horse Color Tint C
Ball Breaker 3D Model
