All-Star Battle R ★ Funny Valentine

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My heart and actions are utterly unclouded...! They are all those of justice.[3] (我が心と行動に一点の曇りなし…………! 全てが『正義』だ)
ASBR Valentine title call.png

Funny Valentine (ファニー・ヴァレンタイン, Fanī Varentain) was confirmed to return for All-Star Battle R during the game's initial announcement trailer.[2]

His moveset is fundamentally the same as his from All-Star Battle, with a few tweaks being made to both balance the character and fit him into the overall gameplay tweaks that All-Star Battle R brought.

In the English versions of All-Star Battle R, Valentine's Stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, is localized as "Filthy acts, at a reasonable price". However, this title only appears in the character's Great Heat Attack. All other appearances of the Stand's name simply use its abbreviated title, D4C.[1]

As Valentine's voice actor since All-Star Battle, Yasuyuki Kase reprises his role in All-Star Battle R as well. As with the majority of the game's roster, voicelines for Valentine were either added or re-recorded.

Gameplay

Funny Valentine has 900 health and uses the Stand (スタンド, Sutando) Battle Style, fighting foes with Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (いともたやすく行われるえげつない行為, Itomo Tayasuku Okonawareru Egetsunai Kōi).[a] During a fight, he can use several different attacks of his that were featured in Steel Ball Run.

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Command List

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Moveset Changes from All-Star Battle

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Medal List

Costumes & Tints

CostumesTints
NormalSpecial AStand
ASBR Valentine Costume Default 1-2.png
Medal Costume.png Normal Costume
Unlock Condition

Unlocked by default

Origin

Valentine's main Steel Ball Run attire

ASBR Valentine SpecialA 1-2.png
Medal Costume A.png Special Costume A
Unlock Condition

Buy from Medal List
ASBR Coins.png 8500 G

Origin

Cover B of SBR Chapter 95

ASBR D4C Model 1-2.png
Medal Costume.png Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Unlock Condition

Unlocked by default

Origin

D4C's Steel Ball Run appearance

Tint ATint BTint CTint DStand AStand B
ASBR Valentine Costume Default 1-2.png
Medal Tint A.png Color Tint A
Unlock Condition

Unlocked by default

Origin

All Star Battle original colors

ASBR Valentine Costume Default 1-2.png
Medal Tint B.png Color Tint B
Unlock Condition

Unlocked by default

Origin

All Star Battle original colors

ASBR Valentine Costume Default 3-4.png
Medal Tint C.png Color Tint C
Unlock Condition

Buy from Medal List
ASBR Coins.png 2800 G

Origin

Cover B of SBR Chapter 59

ASBR Valentine Costume Default 3-4.png
Medal Tint D.png Color Tint D
Unlock Condition

Buy from Medal List
ASBR Coins.png 2800 G

Origin

Sentinel

ASBR D4C Model 1-2.png
Medal Tint A.png D4C Colour Tint A
Unlock Condition

Unlocked by default

Origin

D4C's JOJO-D colors

ASBR D4C Model 1-2.png
Medal Tint B.png D4C Color Tint B
Unlock Condition

Unlocked by default

Origin

All Star Battle original colors

Poses

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Dialogue

Taunt LinesVictory LinesTag Lines
Quote.png Medal Speech.png Taunt Lines
  • Tah-dah!
  • Get out of here!
  • Tah-dah!
  • Strong foes add spice to battle!
  • The Holy Corpse has chosen ME!
  • Eager to play the hero, are you?
  • Watch yourself.
  • Your stupid little goals matter not to me.
  • I am not acting for my own personal gain.
  • You're acting strangely. What is it you're trying to do?
  • Soon my nation will be a happy one.
  • I am about to perform a sacrifice...
  • I'll rip you into more pieces than the Holy Corpse.
  • I cannot forgive this!
  • When I come back, I'll kill you! Ugh!
  • This is nothing big.
  • Stop looking at things from just one viewpoint.
Quote.png Medal Speech.png Victory Lines
  • My soul is in clear, unclouded tandem with my actions! I am a REAL American hero!
  • In obtaining the entire body, I shall find justice!
  • The orders I give are part of my battle plan. I am not a murderer.
  • If someone takes the right napkin first, everyone else must, too. That's how society works.
  • All is going as planned. Soon they will all be mine!
  • There cannot be two of the same person in this world... Unless you wield my Stand.
  • It's like I told you: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
  • The time has come. Let us head to our final destination!
  • A whole new level for D4C!
  • True peace comes not from a handshake between equals, but from the will of an absolute ruler!
  • Anything that could harm me has flown off to someone else in the world!
  • The goddess has been born. The world of mankind shall not be governed by handshakes and smiles, but by the will of the strong!
  • So the goddess exists... and she's on my side!
  • A trial is an offering in disguise. The bigger, the better.
  • This trial will end with the shedding of your blood.
  • My mission as president is to preserve peace for my fellow Americans! That's it!
  • War always occurs at times of great change. The sacrifices of war bear fruit to new advances!
  • I believe that my actions were just.
  • I swore to you, and my word is bond. There are no exceptions.
  • I learned about patriotism and filial duty from this handkerchief. It is my touchstone.

Special Interactions

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Dialogue

Outside of All-Star Battle Mode, Funny Valentine has unique interaction dialogue for both his match entrances and victories when facing certain characters.

EntranceVictoryEnemy Taunts
Quote.png Match Entrance
Quote.png Enemy Taunts
  • Tah-dah!
    —Valentine, responding to Joseph Joestar's prediction
  • The first thing I'm going to do in office is outlaw that ridiculous hairstyle!
    —Valentine, insulting Josuke Higashikata's hair

All-Star Battle Mode

All missions in All-Star Battle Mode starring Funny Valentine as either the Player or Enemy, in order of appearance.

Battle Tendency

Extra Battle (★★★★★)
Unlock Conditions: Unlocked from the start.
KarsAvASBR.png
ValentineAvASBR.png
SBRSymbol.png Funny Valentine
Stage: Battlefield
Battle DetailsSpecial Dialogue
Completion Bonus
ASBR Coins.png 2000 G
Special Conditions
Valentine starts with three Corpse Parts. The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. The player's attack power is decreased.
Secret Missions
1. Use the "Brilliant Bone Blades" style: ASBR Coins.png 1000 G
2. Land the "You IDIOT!" throw: ASBR 2D Art.png Kars Reference Sketch
3. Land the "Feast your eyes on my Ripple!" skill: ASBR Music.png Valentine's Theme
4. Land the "The power of supreme genes!" skill: ASBR Costume.png Kars Special Outfit A
Entrance Dialogue
Valentine: I can't help but feel... You're an impediment to the prosperity of my country.
Kars: What in the world are you? Where did you come from... And when did you get here?
Victory Dialogue
Kars: You can slip through dimensions? Whatever fortune you have, it ran out when you met Kars!
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: It all comes back to my patriotism. I'll get rid of you for the safety and happiness of my citizens.


Stardust Crusaders

Extra Battle (★★★)
Unlock Conditions: Unlocked from the start.
HolHorseAvASBR.png
ValentineAvASBR.png
SBRSymbol.png Funny Valentine
Stage: DIO's Mansion
Battle DetailsSpecial Dialogue
Completion Bonus
ASBR Coins.png 1000 G
Special Conditions
The player's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. Each round lasts only 30 seconds.
Secret Missions
1. Execute a taunt: ASBR Coins.png 1000 G
2. Land the "Even my bullets are a Stand!" skill: ASBR 2D Art.png Hol Horse Publicity Artwork
3. Land the "You're up, J. Geil!" skill: ASBR Tint.png Hol Horse Color Tint C
Entrance Dialogue
Hol Horse: The President, huh? Can I trouble you for a job? I can make myself very useful.
Valentine: I don't recognize you. Are you in the race?
Victory Dialogue
Hol Horse: Patriotism? Fealty? That's a no thanks from me! I just soak up the spoils from whoever's strongest!
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: You have good judgment in people, but you're a coward. You're not worthy to be a citizen of my country.


Diamond is Unbreakable

Extra Battle (★★★)
Unlock Conditions: Unlocked from the start.
KiraAvASBR.png
ValentineAvASBR.png
SBRSymbol.png Funny Valentine
Stage: Kira Estate
Battle DetailsSpecial Dialogue
Completion Bonus
ASBR Coins.png 1000 G
Special Conditions
The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills.
Secret Missions
1. Use the "Anything can be a bomb" skill: ASBR Coins.png 1000 G
2. Land the "Ha!" skill: ASBR 2D Art.png Sheer Heart Attack Publicity Artwork
3. Win with a Great Heat Attack: ASBR Tint.png Kira Color Tint C
Entrance Dialogue
Kira: What the... Where did you come from?
Valentine: I sensed such power, I couldn't help but stop. I've been through dimension after dimension, but never encountered something like this until now.
Victory Dialogue
Kira: We're not going to see eye to eye. All I want is a quiet life. I'm sorry, but you must disappear.
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: I do like your power. Will you use it for good in my service?


Golden Wind

Extra Battle (★★★)
Unlock Conditions: Unlocked from the start.
BucciaratiAvASBR.png
ValentineAvASBR.png
SBRSymbol.png Funny Valentine
Stage: Naples Train Station
Battle DetailsSpecial Dialogue
Completion Bonus
ASBR Coins.png 1000 G
Special Conditions
The player's defense is decreased.
Secret Missions
1. Use the "Close, zipper!" skill: ASBR Coins.png 1000 G
2. Land the "I've got you!" special: ASBR 2D Art.png Bucciarati Publicity Artwork
3. Land the "From interrogation to torture" throw: ASBR Tint.png Bucciarati Color Tint C
Entrance Dialogue
Valentine: Your resolve, your goal... I like you. Interested in working for me?
Bucciarati: ...where did you come from? Can your Stand use Zippers too?
Victory Dialogue
Bucciarati: Your goal is a noble one... But you won't keep your subordinates with your means.
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: That's a shame. I thought you'd understand, as a fellow leader.


Steel Ball Run

Normal Battle (★★)
Unlock Conditions: Unlocked from the start.
GyroAvASBR.png
ValentineAvASBR.png
SBRSymbol.png Funny Valentine
Stage: Along the Philadelphia Coastline
Battle DetailsSpecial Dialogue
Completion Bonus
ASBR Coins.png 700 G
Special Conditions
The player's health continuously drains. The player's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills. The player's attack power is increased.
Secret Missions
1. Land the First Attack: ASBR Coins.png 1000 G
2. Attack the opponent's Stand: ASBR 2D Art.png Ball Breaker Publicity Artwork
3. Land a Heart Heat Attack: ASBR 3D Model.png Ball Breaker 3D Model
Entrance Dialogue
Gyro: I'm gonna settle things with Valentine right here, right now!
Valentine: I think it's time you got off that high horse of yours, Gyro Zeppeli.
Victory Dialogue
Gyro: Johnny! Ready for Lesson 5? I think that's the next one, anyways!
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: I never knew there was a skill that let you surpass the walls of dimensions.
Boss Battle (★★★★)
Unlock Conditions: Clear three panels on the same page.
JohnnyAvASBR.png
ValentineAvASBR.png
SBRSymbol.png Funny Valentine
Stage: Along the Philadelphia Coastline
Battle DetailsSpecial Dialogue
Completion Bonus
ASBR Coins.png 1500 G
Special Conditions
Valentine starts with three Corpse Parts. The opponent's Heart Heat Gauge continuously refills.
Secret Missions
1. Win without losing a single round: ASBR Coins.png 1000 G
2. Land a 10-hit combo: ASBR 2D Art.png Tusk ACT4 Publicity Artwork
3. Land the "I'll call them Tusks!" skill: ASBR Music.png Johnny's Theme
4. Win with a Great Heat Attack: ASBR Costume.png Johnny Special Outfit A
Entrance Dialogue
Valentine: This will be a sacrifice, Johnny Joestar! It will end with your blood spilled!
Johnny: Yee hah!
Victory Dialogue
Johnny: Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could believe that you were a good person?
Defeat Dialogue
Valentine: Battle is a part of every trial, and is always accompanied by bloodshed! The stronger the foe, the better the fight.


Gallery

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Music

Valentine's theme is ASBR Music.png All For Justice (全てが『正義』だ, Subete ga "Seigi" da), and can be unlocked in-game by landing the "Feast your eyes on my Ripple!" skill as Kars in All-Star Battle Mode's Kars vs Valentine Extra Battle.

Its name is in reference to Valentine's last words before he has a shootout with Johnny Joestar and dies in Chapter 89 of Steel Ball Run, his last words being "My heart and actions are utterly pure…! Everything I do is for justice!"

JoJo Glossary

Unlock Condition: Win in the Johnny Joestar vs. Funny Valentine All-Star Battle Mode Boss Battle
TranslatedLocalized
The 23rd president of the United States, and the main antagonist of Part 7: Steel Ball Run. He successfully defeats Dio, Hot Pants, and Gyro before Johnny Joestar's complete Golden Spin overwhelms him, forcing him to surrender. He then tries to win Johnny's favor by appealing to his patriotism, but the jockey sees his true intentions and finishes him with a nail bullet.
The 23rd President of the USA, who successfully defeats Dio, Hot Pants, and Gyro and company. However, Johnny's perfected nail bullets overwhelm him. He tries to use patriotism to win Johnny over, but fails and is killed.
第7部『スティール・ボール・ラン』の登場人物。第23代アメリカ合衆国大統領。Dio、ホットパンツ、ジャイロらを倒すが、完全なる黄金の回転エネルギーを身に付けたジョニィの爪弾を受け、敗北を認める。その後、愛国心に訴えてジョニィを説得しようとするが本心を見破られ、爪弾で射殺される。
Unlock Condition: Win in the Johnny Joestar vs. Funny Valentine All-Star Battle Mode Boss Battle
TranslatedLocalized
Funny Valentine's Stand. Its unabbreviated name is Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. It is able to move freely between parallel worlds and drag others with it. Those who end up in a parallel world are annihilated if they come into contact with their counterparts.
Funny Valentine's Stand. Able to move freely between parallel worlds, and takes others with it. Those who end up in a parallel world die if they come into contact with their doppelgangers.
ファニー・ヴァレンタインのスタンド。『Dirty deeds done dirt cheap(いともたやすく行われるえげつない行為)』の略称。パラレルワールド間を自在に行き来する能力を持ち、その際に他者を引きずり込むこともできる。引きずり込まれた人間がその世界の本人と接触すると、身体が崩壊して死亡する。
Unlock Condition: Win in the Johnny Joestar vs. Funny Valentine All-Star Battle Mode Boss Battle
TranslatedLocalized
A body split into nine parts: its heart, left arm, eyes, head, ears, spinal cord, right arm, torso, and legs. Each part bears miraculous power that allows it to fuse with the body of its holder, awaken Stand abilities, and even restore the use of a paraplegic's legs.
A body in nine parts: heart, left arm, eyes, head, ears, spinal cord, right arm, torso, and legs. By absorbing them, Stand abilities are unleashed which have miraculous effects, such as allowing paraplegics to walk again.
心臓、左腕、両眼、頭、両耳、脊髄、右腕、胴体、両脚の9つの部位に分かれて存在している。手にした者の体内に入り込み、スタンド能力を発現させたり、下半身不随の者の足を動かしたりするなど、奇跡的な力を秘めている。

Art & Misc Moveset Callbacks

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Reference SketchStand Ref SketchMatch EntranceRound Win 1Round Win 2
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Unlock Condition

Buy from Gallery Shop
ASBR Coins.png 1500 G

Origin

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ASBR 2D Art.png Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Reference Sketch
Unlock Condition

Buy from Gallery Shop
ASBR Coins.png 1500 G

Origin

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Misc

Update History

Balance Changes Comparison
ArrowBuff.png Buffs
ArrowNerf.png Nerfs
ArrowChange.png Neutral
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1.4.0

  • "Hiding in the next dimension" skill
    • ArrowChange.png Fixed so that if the same skill hits 3 times or more, the opponent now gets downed. (unintended bug)
  • "A gift from the other side" skill
    • ArrowNerf.png Extended recovery time.
    • ArrowBuff.png Increased damage.
  • "I'll dispose of you!" skill
    • ArrowChange.png Fixed so that if the same skill hits 3 times or more, the opponent now gets downed. (unintended bug)

2.0.0

  • "A gift from the other side." skill
    • ArrowBuff.png Added ability to use this skill while airborne.
  • "He's gone?!" skill
    • ArrowBuff.png Reduced startup.
  • "Tah dah!" skill
    • ArrowBuff.png Added to hit downed opponents.


Notes

  1. The English name is also sometimes represented in katakana: Dātī Dīzu Dan Dāto Chīpu (ダーティー・ディーズ・ダン・ダート・チープ). Furthmore, D4C is a common abbreviation of the Stand's name, particularly in All-Star Battle R.

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