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In my childhood, I heard the following kinds of rumors about being a cartoonist.
- Cartoonists secretly keep a real handgun in their basements.
- They can just ask anyone to get naked when they're drawing models of men or women.
- There's a person who just gives out ideas and can give them from anywhere in the world.
- Every fourth day of the week, they're night shift is spent golfing and playing on a yacht.
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