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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure's 30th Anniversary is culminated in this exhibition, a historical festival for the fans of the series. 30 years of adventure, what effect did it have on the personality and lives of the fans? What Ripples did it cause?
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JoJosapiens (ジョジョサピエンス, JoJosapiensu) is a Stand that Hirohiko Araki designed in commemoration of the opening of Hirohiko Araki JoJo Exhibition: Ripples of Adventure on August 24, 2018. The design of the Stand was revealed on July 6, 2018.[1]

The Stand user of JoJosapiens is called the "Ultimate JoJo Human" (究極のジョジョ人間, Kyūkyoku no JoJo Ningen), created based on over 17,000 responses to a fan participation project also named JoJosapiens, which was a survey conducted to reveal the demographics of JoJo fans.[2]

Appearance

JoJosapiens Appearance.png

JoJosapiens is a mechanical humanoid Stand. It adorns a blue dome-shaped full helmet with eye holes and a bird crest on the forehead. The Stand also has a fur collar with feathers, balls of fur on the top of its hands and fur leg warmers.

JoJosapiens has a rectangular-shaped blue body with thin, gray limbs resembling bones equipped with strings to mimic tendons. Its hands, boots and bottom part of the torso are primarily yellow, while its fur is pink.

JoJosapiens' user designed through fan data

Its user appears tall and androgynous. They have a hairstyle resembling Jolyne Cujoh's with buns on each side. They have two braids; a thin, black one near the top of their head and a thick, blonde one by the bottom. They wear dark eye shadow and lipstick, a gold chain necklace, and a thin beaded necklace. The User's attire consists of a navy blue collared jacket, on top of a navy blue sweater that has red, white, and blue stripes on it. They wear two leather belts around their stomach and a snakeskin belt around their waist. Their pants have visible strings hanging down and they wear bright red boots. Both their jacket and pants are adorned with several jewelry and chains of varying symbols such as hearts. Their pants also has a cluster of buttons hooked onto it.

Color Schemes

StandUser
The series is known for alternating colors between media, the information presented below may or may not be canon.
Artwork
Armor
(Cyan head and body, yellow bird on head, waist, back, hands, and feet)
Limbs(Gray limbs)
Fur(Pink fur)
Feathers(Purple feathers)
The series is known for alternating colors between media, the information presented below may or may not be canon.
Artwork
Skin
(Fair with dark purple eye shadow and lipstick)
Hair(Black and blonde)
Upper clothes
(Dark navy blue jacket with navy blue sweater that has red, white, and blue stripes)
Belts and accessories(Black and brown belts, gold jewelry)
Lower clothes
(Dark navy blue pants with bright red boots and black heels)

Abilities

JoJosapiens Generation

JoJosapiens gives a survey to fans composed of 42 questions pertaining to a number of topics about the recipients. The questions are based on the following 10 categories: Body, Love, Soul, Favorite, Mind, Fetishism, Money, Speed, Past, and JoJo. All questions are optional.

After collecting large amounts of data from the JoJo fans who responded to the survey, it creates the "Ultimate JoJo Human" (究極のジョジョ人間, Kyūkyoku no JoJo Ningen) based on the survey's results. The completed human will then become the user and assume control of the Stand (both the user and the Stand together take on the name "JoJosapiens").[3]

History

The goal of the JoJosapiens project was to design the ultimate JoJo human by taking the average value of a large data collection of JoJo fans. The process involved conducting a survey where fans would input information about themselves. This information would go into a website’s database (visualized as a Stand). The survey was open from July 6 to July 27, 2018, with results revealed on August 14, 2018.[4][5]

The survey involved 42 questions, consisting of queries about physical attributes, morality, relationship status, annual salary, and personal taste like favorite JoJo. As the survey was available online, any fan around the world was able to participate. Compiling all of this information answered by over 17 thousand people, the user of JoJosapiens was created.[6]

Survey Questions

SPOILER WARNING: Part 1-7 spoiler details may follow.
01 BODY02 LOVE03 SOUL04 FAVORITE05 THINK06 MONEY07 SPEED08 PAST09 JOJO10 FACE
  • 01-01: Please tell me your birthday. (あなたの生年月をおしえてください。)
  • 01-02: Please tell me your gender. (あなたの性別を教えてください。)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Male (男性)
    • Female (女性)
    • Other (その他)
  • 01-03: Please tell me where you are from. (あなたの出身地を教えてください。)
    • A list of the prefectures of Japan
    • Other (その他)
  • 01-04: Please tell me your height. (あなたの身長を教えてください。)
  • 01-05: Please tell me your weight. (あなたの体重を教えてください。)
  • 01-06: Please tell me your your body fat percentage. (あなたの体脂肪を教えてください。)
  • 02-01: Do you currently have a lover? (現在、恋人がいますか？)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Yes (はい, Hai)
    • No (いいえ, Iie)
  • 02-02: How many people have you ever met (dated)? (今までお付合いした人数は？)
  • 02-03: Have you ever cheated on someone? (浮気したことがありますか？)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • I have (いる)
    • I haven't (いない)
  • 02-04: Do you actively pursue sex or "relationships in flesh" (Carnivorous)? Do you not actively pursue sex or any physical relationships (Herbivorous)? (肉食系ですか？草食系ですか？)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Carnivorous (肉食系)
    • Herbivorous (草食系)
  • 02-05: Would you die for your lover? (愛する人のためなら死ねますか？)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Yes (はい)
    • No (いいえ)
  • 02-06: Please tell me your fetish. (Maximum 100 characters) (あなたのフェチを1つ教えてください(全角100文字以内))
  • 03-01:
    JoJoSapienTrolley.png
    A trolley that runs on a railroad track becomes uncontrollable and travels at a tremendous speed. At this rate, the five workers located at the end of the track will be run over and all will die. At this time, you are located at a lever that can direct that trolley to another track. Five people will be saved if you switch tracks. However, there is one worker at the end of the other track. Do you pull the lever? (線路を走るトロッコが制御不能となり猛スピードで走っている。このままでは線路の先にいる5人の作業員が轢かれて全員死んでしまう。この時、あなたはそのトロッコを別の線路に向かわせることができる分岐器がある場所にいる。分岐器を、切り替えれば5人は助かる。しかし、切り替えた線路の先にも作業員がいる。ただし1人だけ。あなたは分岐器を切り替えるか？)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Do not switch (切り替えない)
    • Switch (切り替える)
  • 04-01: Please inform me of your favorite food (Maximum 30 characters). (好きな食べ物を1つ教えてください。(全角30文字以内))
  • 04-02: Please choose one of your favorite music genres. (好きな音楽ジャンルを1つ選んでください。)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Classic (クラシック)
    • Rock (ロック)
    • R&B/Soul (ソウル)
    • Hip-Hop/Rap (ヒップホップラップ)
    • Dance (ダンス)
    • J-POP
    • K-POP
    • Jazz (ジャズ)
    • Metal (メタル)
    • Reggae (レゲエ)
    • Pop (ポップ)
    • Alternative (オルタナティブ)
    • Anime (アニメ)
    • Kayōkyoku (歌謡曲, form of Japanese pop music)
    • Other (その他)
  • 04-03: Please tell me which is your favorite movie (Maximum 30 characters). (好きな映画を1つ教えてください。(全角30文字以内))
  • 04-04: Please tell me one of your favorite comics (except for Hirohiko Araki's work) (Maximum 30 characters). (好きなマンガ(荒木飛呂彦作品以外)を1つ教えてください。(全角30文字以内))
  • 04-05: Please choose one subject you like. (好きな科目を1つ選んでください。)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Math (数学)
    • Japanese Language (国語)
    • English (英語)
    • Physical (物理)
    • Chemistry (化学)
    • Biology (生物)
    • Earth Science (地学)
    • World History (世界史)
    • Japanese History (日本史)
    • Geography (地理)
    • Modern Society (現代社会)
    • Ethics (倫理)
    • Political / Economics (政治 経済)
    • Information (News) (情報)
    • Other (その他)
  • 04-06: Please tell me one number you like (Half-width input). (好きな数字を1つ教えてください。(半角))
  • 04-07: Please choose one of your favorite alcohol. An underage person does not have to answer. (好きなお酒を1つ選んでください。未成年の方は答える必要はありません。)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Beer (ビール)
    • Craft Beer (クラフトビール)
    • Wine (ワイン)
    • Natural Wine (自然派ワイン)
    • Sparkling Wine (スパークリングワイン)
    • Sake (日本酒)
    • Whiskey (ウィスキー)
    • Gin (ジン)
    • Vodka (ウォッカ)
    • Rum (ラム)
    • Tequila (テキーラ)
    • Shochu (Japanese spirit) (焼酎)
    • Makgeolli (Korean Wine) (マクゴリ)
    • Shaoxing (Chinese Wine) (紹興酒)
    • I can't/don't drink alcohol (お酒は飲めない飲まない)
    • Other (その他)
  • 04-08: Please choose one of your favorite colors. (好きな色を1つ選んでください。)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Red (赤)
    • Pink (ピンク)
    • Orange (オレンジ)
    • Yellow (黄)
    • Green (緑)
    • Light Blue (水色)
    • Blue (青)
    • Indigo (藍)
    • Purple (紫)
    • Brown (茶)
    • Black (黒)
    • White (白)
    • Gray (グレー)
    • Gold (金)
    • Other (その他)
  • 04-09: Do you prefer dogs? Do you prefer cats? (犬派ですか？猫派ですか？)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Dog (犬派)
    • Cat (猫派)
    • Neither (どちらでもない)
  • 04-10: Do you smoke? An underage person does not have to answer. (タバコを吸いますか？未成年の方は答える必要はありません。)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Smoke (吸う)
    • Do Not Smoke (吸わない)
    • Smoke Cigars (葉巻なら吸う)
  • 05-01: Please tell me your IQ. (あなたのIQを教えてください？)
  • 05-02: Do you believe in the existence of aliens? (宇宙人の存在を信じますか？)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • I do believe (信じる)
    • I don't believe (信じない)
  • 05-03: Please tell me something that scares you (Maximum 200 characters). (「怖いと感じるもの」を1つ教えてください。(全角200文字以内))
  • 05-04: Please let me know one thing you want to do before you die (Maximum 200 characters). (「死ぬまでにしたいこと」を1つ教えてください。(全角200文字以内))
  • 06-01: Please tell me your annual income. Please answer only those who are working (Half-width input). (あなたの年収を教えてください。働いている方のみお答えください。(半角))
  • 07-01: Please tell me your best time at the 50 meters dash (Half-width input). (50m走のベストタイムを教えてください。(半角))
  • 08-01: What is the greatest crime you have committed in the past? (Maximum 200 characters) (過去に自分が犯した最大の罪は？(全角200文字以内))
  • 09-01: Please choose the part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure you like the most. (『ジョジョの奇妙な冒険』の中で1番好きな「部」を選んでください。)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Part 1: Phantom Blood
    • Part 2: Battle Tendency
    • Part 3: Stardust Crusaders
    • Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable
    • Part 5: Vento Aureo
    • Part 6: Stone Ocean
    • Part 7: Steel Ball Run
    • Part 8: JoJolion
  • 09-02: Please tell me who is your favorite Stand (Maximum 40 characters). (1番好きなスタンドを教えてください。(全角40文字以内))
  • 09-03: Please choose the best battle, which you think is #1 in JoJo. (『ジョジョ』の中で1番だと思う名勝負、「ベストバウト」を選んでください。)
    • Jonathan vs Dio (Joestar Mansion) (ジョナサン・ジョースター VS ディオ・ブランドー(ジョースター邸)/1部)
    • Jonathan vs Bruford (ジョナサン・ジョースター VS ブラフォード/1部)
    • Jonathan vs Dio (Windknight's Lot) (ジョナサン・ジョースター VS ディオ・ブランドー(ウィンドナイツ・ロット)/1部)
    • Caesar vs Wamuu (シーザー・A・ツェペリ VS ワムウ/2部)
    • Joseph vs Wamuu (ジョセフ・ジョースター VS ワムウ/2部)
    • Joseph vs Kars (ジョセフ・ジョースター VS カーズ/2部)
    • Joseph & Jotaro vs Daniel J. D'Arby (ジョセフ・ジョースター&空条承太郎 VS ダニエル・J・ダービー/3部)
    • Polnareff & Iggy vs Vanilla Ice (ジャン＝ピエール・ポルナレフ&イギー VS ヴァニラ・アイス/3部)
    • Jotaro vs DIO (空条承太郎 VS DIO/3部)
    • Rohan vs Ken Oyanagi (岸辺露伴 VS ジャンケン小僧/4部)
    • Koichi vs Yoshikage Kira (広瀬康一 VS 吉良吉影/4部)
    • Josuke vs Yoshikage Kira (東方仗助 VS 吉良吉影(川尻浩作)/4部)
    • Bruno vs Prosciutto & Pesci (ブローノ・ブチャラティ VS プロシュート&ペッシ/5部)
    • Giorno & Mista vs Ghiaccio (ジョルノ・ジョバァーナ&グイード・ミスタ VS ギアッチョ/5部)
    • Risotto Nero vs Vinegar Doppio (リゾット・ネエロ VS ヴィネガー・ドッピオ/5部)
    • Jolyne vs Viviano Westwood (空条徐倫 VS ヴィヴァーノ・ウエストウッド/6部)
    • Jolyne vs Rikiel (空条徐倫 VS リキエル/6部)
    • Jolyne vs Pucci (空条徐倫 VS エンリコ・プッチ/6部)
    • Gyro vs Ringo Roadagain (ジャイロ・ツェペリ VS リンゴォ・ロードアゲイン/7部)
    • Diego & Hot Pants vs Funny Valentine (ディエゴ・ブランドー&ホットパンツ VS ファニー・ヴァレンタイン/7部)
    • Johnny vs Funny Valentine (ジョニィ・ジョースター VS ファニー・ヴァレンタイン/7部)
    • Josuke vs Jobin (Beetle Fight) (東方定助 VS 東方常敏(クワガタ対決)/8部)
    • Josuke vs Damo (東方定助 VS 田最環/8部)
    • Other (その他)
  • 09-04: Please tell me about one character whose death you cried over. (死んだ時、1番泣いたキャラクターを教えてください。)
  • 09-05: Have you ever hidden being a JoJo fan? (ジョジョファンであることを隠した事がありますか？)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • I have (ある)
    • I haven't (ない)
  • 09-06: When you recommend JoJo to others, which part do you recommend? (他の人に『ジョジョ』をすすめるとき、何部を(何部から)すすめますか？)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Part 1: Phantom Blood
    • Part 2: Battle Tendency
    • Part 3: Stardust Crusaders
    • Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable
    • Part 5: Vento Aureo
    • Part 6: Stone Ocean
    • Part 7: Steel Ball Run
    • Part 8: JoJolion
  • 09-07: Have you ever performed a JoJo pose when photographed? (写真撮影時『ジョジョ』のポージングをしたことがありますか？)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • I have (ある)
    • I haven't (ない)
  • 09-08: Please select among the following the kinds of impact JoJo had on your life (Pick any that apply). (あなたの人生に『ジョジョ』が与えた影響について、当てはまるものをすべて選んでください)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • JoJo resulted in me making a friend(s). (『ジョジョ』がキッカケで友達ができた)
    • JoJo resulted in me finding a lover. (『ジョジョ』がキッカケで恋人ができた)
    • JoJo resulted in me getting married. (『ジョジョ』がキッカケで結婚した)
    • JoJo resulted in me doing well at work. (『ジョジョ』がキッカケで仕事がうまくいった)
    • JoJo resulted in me getting along well with my boss (『ジョジョ』がキッカケで上司と仲良くなった)
    • I named my pet dog "Iggy" (ペット(犬)の名前を「イギー」にした)
    • I gave my child a full name that would allow the nickname "JoJo" (子供の名前を『ジョジョ』があだ名になるよう名付けた)
    • I started making the right choices (正しい行動を心がけるようになった)
    • My favorite motto is from JoJo (座右の銘を『ジョジョ』からとった)
    • I fell in love with Western music (洋楽好きになった)
    • I became a fan of movies (映画好きになった)
    • I traveled to Sendai, Japan (仙台に旅行した)
    • I traveled to Italy (イタリアに旅行した)
    • I tried to walk on water and fell in (水の上を歩こうとして落ちた)
    • When denying, I say (じゃあない, jaanai) (As opposed to (じゃない, janai), Araki is famous for stretching vowels out) (否定する時「じゃあない」と言ってしまう)
    • I will add ッ (sokuon) at the end of texts (メールの語尾に「ッ」をつけてしまう)
    • When I see one in town, I'll think "it's a ROAD ROLLER" (You associate all road rollers with JoJo) (街中で見かけるとつい「ロードローラーだッ！」と思ってしまう)
    • Other (Maximum 100 characters) (その他(全角100文字以内))
  • 09-09: Please choose one hair style you would like to try. (やってみたい髪型を1つ選んでください。)
    • A large selection of characters from the series with notorious hairstyles
    • Other (その他)
  • 10-01: Please choose one that applies to your eyes. (あなたの目について当てはまるものを1つ選んでください。)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • Monolid (一重)
    • Double eyelid (二重)
    • Subtle double lid (奥二重)
    • Other (その他)
  • 10-02: Do you usually wear glasses? (普段メガネをかけていますか？)
    • Undefined (未選択)
    • I do not wear them (かけていない)
    • I do wear them (かけている)
  • 10-03: Finally, one may have their face analyzed by JoJosapiens. Only the outline will be saved. This is also optional.

Results

01-01: Gender
  • Male (50.2%)
  • Female (48.3%)
  • Other (1.5%)
JoJosapiens1-1.png
01-02: Age
  • 0-9 (0.1%)
  • 10-19 (33.7%)
  • 20-29 (36.5%)
  • 30-39 (19.8%)
  • 40-49 (8.8%)
  • 50-59 (0.8%)
  • 60+ (0.3%)

Average age: 24.9 years old

01-03: Height
  • 0-139 (1.0%)
  • 140-149 (2.6%)
  • 150-159 (26.2%)
  • 160-169 (34.6%)
  • 170-179 (28.3%)
  • 180-189 (6.3%)
  • 190+ (1.0%)

Average height: 165.0 cm

01-04: Weight
  • 0-39 (2.8%)
  • 40-49 (20.2%)
  • 50-59 (34.2%)
  • 60-69 (23.7%)
  • 70-79 (11.0%)
  • 80-89 (5.1%)
  • 90+ (3.0%)

Average weight: 58.7 kg

01-05: Body Fat Percentage
  • 0-9 (4.7%)
  • 10-19 (44.3%)
  • 20-29 (41.5%)
  • 30-39 (7.4%)
  • 40+ (2.1%)

Average body fat: 19.6%

01-06: Face
JoJosapiensFaceResult.jpg
Average facial symmetry was determined from the optional submission of outlines of people's faces.

02-01: Are you currently in a relationship?
  • Yes (33.6%)
  • No (66.4%)
JoJosapiens2-1.png
02-02: How many people have you dated?
  • 0 (31.8%)
  • 1-4 (51.4%)
  • 5-9 (12.0%)
  • 10-14 (2.9%)
  • 15+ (1.9%)
Average number of people: 2.9
02-03: Have you ever cheated?
  • Yes (19.1%)
  • No (80.9%)
JoJosapiens2-2.png
02-04: Do you consider yourself a carnivore or herbivore when it comes to physical intimacy?
  • Carnivore (36.1%)
  • Herbivore (63.9%)
02-05: Would you die for your lover?
  • Yes (51.7%)
  • No (48.3%)
JoJosapiens2-3.png

03-01: How would you respond to the trolley problem?
  • Pull the switch (67.0%)
  • Don't pull the switch (33.0%)
JoJosapiens3-1.png

04-01: What is your favorite food?
  • RANK 1 Ramen
  • RANK 2 Meat
  • RANK 3 Curry Rice
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04-02: What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
  • RANK 1 Wine
  • RANK 2 Beer
  • RANK 3 Sake
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04-03: What is your favorite manga (not written by Hirohiko Araki)?
  • RANK 1 One Piece
  • RANK 2 Hunter × Hunter
  • RANK 3 Dragon Ball
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04-04: What is your favorite music genre?
  • RANK 1 Rock
  • RANK 2 Anime themes
  • RANK 3 J-pop
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04-05: What is your favorite school subject?
  • RANK 1 Japanese Language
  • RANK 2 Mathematics
  • RANK 3 Biology
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04-06: What is your favorite number?
  • RANK 1 7
  • RANK 2 3
  • RANK 3 2
JoJosapiens4-6.png
04-07: What is your favorite color?
  • RANK 1 Blue
  • RANK 2 Green
  • RANK 3 Red
JoJosapiens4-7.png
04-08: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
  • Dog (39.3%)
  • Cat (44.9%)
  • Neither (15.8%)
JoJosapiens4-8.png
04-09: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Yes (16.6%)
  • No (82.2%)
  • Prefer cigars (1.2%)
JoJosapiens4-9.png

05-01: What is your IQ?
  • 0 - 79 (3.6%)
  • 80 - 89 (7.1%)
  • 90 - 99 (8.0%)
  • 100 - 109 (23.6%)
  • 110 - 119 (19.0%)
  • 120 - 129 (18.3%)
  • 130 - 139 (7.7%)
  • 140+ (12.7%)
JoJosapiens5-1.png

Average IQ: 112.5
05-02: Do you believe aliens exist?
  • Yes (83.6%)
  • No (16.4%)
JoJosapiens5-2.png
05-03: What do you fear?
  • RANK 1 People
  • RANK 2 Ghosts
  • RANK 3 Death
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Link to this section Other Answers
Original
Translation
嫁
Wife
オカン
Mother
足が8本以上の節足動物
Arthropods with more than 8 legs
底の見えない穴
Bottomless hole
いつのまにか無くなっているトイレットペーパー
Figuring out too late that you're missing toilet paper
Being forgotten.
 
水面下ギリギリで浮かんでこない何かの影
The shadow of something emerging from under water
このまま何もしないで死ぬこと
Dying without doing anything
おのれのうっかりさ
My carelessness
Zombie.
 
スペイン・ボルハにあるフレスコ画「この人を見よ」の修復後
The "Ecce Homo" fresco after its restoration attempt in Borja, Spain
気づかないうちにどんどん馬鹿になっていってるのではないか？と考え始めたとき
When I began to wonder if I was getting stupider and stupider without realizing it.
火が通っているかどうか際どい豚肉
Pork that is hard to tell whether it is cooked or not.
ピエロ
Clowns
VHSの品質管理用音声信号
Audio signal for VHS quality control
Golden fish without water
 
Mad man that can't control Themselves.
 
電車に乗ってくるピンヒールの女
Women in stilettos riding a train
LINEのステータスメッセージで改行しまくった先に意味深なことをかくひと
A person who writes meaningful paragraphs in LINE status messages
『法や世界を敵に回しても君を守る』という言葉
The words "I will protect you even if the law and the world is against you"
締め切り
Deadlines
女の友情
Befriending women
水族館にあるデカイ水槽
Big tanks in aquariums
Gのつく生き物。ヤツのことだよォオ！
G-creatures. It's those things!
「マジ無理～今回全然勉強してな～い」とか大きい声で言うくせに、毎回テストで1位のクラスの女子
The girl in my class who always comes in first in every test even though she says in a loud voice, "I can't do it - I haven't studied at all this time"
カエル。なので徐倫さんマジ尊敬
Frogs. That's why I really respect Jolyne.
クローゼットの隙間
Closet gaps
I've been learning to drive recently and what scares me more than crashing the car is my mother lecturing me from the passenger seat.
 
この間のテストの結果
The results of the test I did the other day
オニオオハシ
Toco toucan
あると認識していたものがないとき、階段を1段踏み外すようなビクッとした怖さがあると思う
When something you thought was there isn't actually there, like missing a step when walking down stairs
いつもニコニコしている人の突然の無表情
The sudden blank expression of a person who is always smiling
生涯童貞
Being a lifelong virgin
体重増加
Gaining weight
エレベーターの開く瞬間
The moment when the elevator opens
「普通」という価値観で、自分の正義を曲げることを強要されること
Being forced to bend my own justice for the sake of what's "normal"
ガリガリのおじいさんに直視されている時(無言で30秒)
When a skinny old man looks directly at you (in silence for 30 seconds)
「考える」ということを考えない人
People who don't think about "plans"
Seeing a face in the window at night.
 
あの日堅く誓ったハズのあの決断が迷いで鈍ること
The decision you swore you would make that day is clouded by hesitation
アパートや雑居ビルの天井が低いエレベーター
Elevators with low ceilings in apartments and other buildings
嫁の『話があるんだけど』
Wife's "I have something to tell you"
文房具屋などで商品がかかっているフックがたくさん並んでいるところ
A lot of hooks (on which products are hung) lined up in a stationery store
口座残高・・・！
My account balance...!
苺のつぶつぶ
Strawberry seeds
ひな人形
Hina dolls
一斉に向きを変える魚の群れ
A school of fish changing direction at once
ホットケーキを焼くときに出来る穴
Holes made when baking pancakes
定期テストが近づいているのに危機感を持たず、暗殺チームにのめり込む自分が怖い
I'm afraid of myself not having a sense of urgency and being devoted to the Hitman Team even though my exams are approaching
「幸せ」より怖いものはありません
There's nothing scarier than "happiness"
「理解不能」なもの全部
Anything that I don't understand
When you're taking a shower and one of the shampoo bottles falls off the shelf, making impossibly loud noises.
 
ウツボ
Eels
無実の罪を押し付けられること
Being falsely accused
時の流れ
The passage of time
就活
Job hunting
自由を奪われること
Being deprived of freedom
今起きていることが全て夢オチ
Everything that is happening now is a dream
文字にするのも恐ろしいので答えられません
I can't answer the question because it's too horrible to write
05-04: What do you want to do before you die?
  • RANK 1 Round-the-world trip
  • RANK 2 Sky diving
  • RANK 3 Get married
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宇宙へ行く
Go to space
超イケメンな外国人と付き合ってみたい
Date a very handsome foreigner
美術館に住む
Live in a museum
飽きるまで肉を食べながら特注のテナーサックスを吹き散らす
Blast my custom-made tenor saxophone while eating meat until I get bored
漫画を読みながら、両隣で声優にアテレコしてもらう
Read a manga while having the voice actors do the voices beside me
アカデミー賞とる
Win an Academy Award
アイガー北壁登攀
Climb the Eiger
圧迫祭り
Pressure Festival
猫ちゃん王国の設立
Establish a kitty kingdom
誰かの前で正直に泣く
Crying honestly in front of someone
愛する人に会って、「ありがとう」と言いたい
Meet my loved ones and say "thank you"
ルナレインボー(夜に架かる虹)を見る
See a moonbow (lunar rainbow)
ルート66を完走してみたい
Complete Route 66
Visit Japan.
 
100キロマラソン完走
Complete a 100km marathon
銀座で高級寿司店に行く
Go to a high-class sushi restaurant in Ginza
別れた嫁さんともう一度結婚
Marry my ex-wife again
お金を気にせず買い物をする
Shop without worrying about money
伊勢神宮への参拝
Pray at Ise Grand Shrine
ロリータの服を着る
Wear lolita clothing
Become a rock star.
 
宇宙人やAIと友達になりたい
I want to be friends with aliens and AI
ワンナイトラブ
One-night stand
海の底から海面を見上げたい
Look up at the sea surface from the bottom of the sea
三日間ぐらいぐっすり寝る
Sleep soundly for three days
映画のスタッフロールで自分と同じ名前の人を見つける
Find someone with the same name as me in a movie's credits
1番愛してる人と誰もいない海に行き、夕焼けを見たい
Go to the sea with the person I love the most and watch the sunset
開脚が出来るようになりたい
I want to spread my legs
アメリカのやばいジェットコースターに乗りたい
I want to ride a crazy roller coaster in America
高いところから海にダイブ
Dive into the ocean from a high place
交換無しのロイヤルストレートフラッシュ
Royal Straight Flush with no swaps
口笛世界大会出場
Participate in a world whistling competition
史上最強にふかふかのところでねむる
Sleep in the most fluffy place ever
仕事をサボって釣り
Skip work and go fishing
山一つを一日かけて下るスキー
Ski down a mountain for a day
山で鹿を撃ち捌いて喰う
Shoot and eat deer in the mountains
四国でお遍路
Make a pilgrimage in Shikoku
最高の卵料理を食す
Eat the best egg dishes
死ぬまでにもう一度、旦那さんにプロポーズされたヨーロッパへ一緒に旅行したい
Before I die, I want to travel together to Europe again where my husband proposed to me
左脚の膝を直して、もう一度全速力で走りたい
I want to fix my left knee and run at full speed again
死ぬほどつぶ貝食べる
Eat whelk until I die
死ぬほどガチャ
Die from gacha
整体に行ってO脚改善
I want to do osteopathic therapy to fix my bow legs
全裸で街を練り歩く
Parade naked through the streets
全力で100号のキャンバスに油絵を描く
Paint an oil painting on an F100-size canvas with all my might
溶岩ダイブ
Dive into lava
様々な宗教のトップと話してみたい
Talk to the leaders of various religions
小説を書く
Write a novel
自分が「これでよかったんだ」と納得できることをしたい
Do something that I can be satisfied with
娘が年頃になって彼氏を紹介されて、その時にその彼氏をとことんいじめたおす事(その後で娘を宜しくお願いしますと頭を下げる)
For my daughter to introduce me to her boyfriend when she is old enough, and to bully him to no end (and then bow down and ask him to take care of my daughter)
自分の車の本気を知りたい。260キロまであるメーターの針がどこまで振れるのかを見てみたい
I want to know how serious my car is. I want to see how far the needle on the meter, which goes up to 260km, can swing.
生き別れた母に会いたい
I want to see my long lost mother
I want to draw and finish a comic. I'd like it to have an impact on others.
 
配偶者に最良の人生をもたらすこと
Giving my spouse the best life they can have
静かに暮らす
Live a quiet life
読みたい本をすべて読む
Read all the books I want to read
子供とキャッチボール
Play catch with children
アザラシの赤ちゃんに触りたい
Touch a baby seal
To become the champion and the master of sports on boxing.
 
オーロラを見る
See the northern lights (aurora borealis)
シロナガスクジラと泳ぐ
Swim with blue whales
知らない街の知らない駅で降りて海に行く
Get off at an unknown station in an unknown town and go to the sea
自腹で打ち上げ花火
Fireworks that I paid for myself
自分で設計した家を建てる
Build a custom-designed house
ケーキワンホール一気食い
Eat an entire cake in one gulp
軟骨を腹一杯食べる
Eating a bellyful of cartilage
死闘
Fight to death
娘の結婚式に出たい
Attend my daughter's wedding
友人と24時間ぶっ通しホラー映画鑑賞会
A 24-hour horror movie viewing party with friends
腹筋を割る
Crack my abs
爆弾の分解
Defuse a bomb
大きくなった子供と酒を酌み交わす
Having a drink with my children when they're grown up
死海で浮いてみたい
Float in the Dead Sea
痩せてもう一度ミニスカートを履きたい
Wear miniskirts again after losing weight
22世紀まで生きる
Live to the 22nd century
悟りを開く
Become enlightened
預金のすべてを競馬で一点賭け
Bet all of my savings on a single horse race
世界三大珍味を食べる
Eat the world's three greatest delicacies
小さな海辺の知らない町に移り住む
Move to a small seaside town where I don't know anyone
親に恩返し
Give back to my parents

06-01: What do you fetishize?
  • RANK 1 Legs
  • RANK 2 Hands
  • RANK 3 Voices
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07-01: What is your annual income? (in Japanese yen)
  • 0 - 1.99 million (21.0%)
  • 2.0 - 3.99 million (38.4%)
  • 4.0 - 5.99 million (22.8%)
  • 6.0 - 7.99 million (11.0%)
  • 8.0 - 9.99 million (2.4%)
  • 10+ million (4.4%)
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Average annual income: 3.533 million yen
(around $32,000 USD in August 2018)

08-01: How fast is your 50-meter dash?
  • 5 (2.0%)
  • 6 (15.6%)
  • 7 (23.2%)
  • 8 (24.5%)
  • 9 (16.8%)
  • 10 (8.2%)
  • 11+ (9.7%)
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Average time: 8.26 seconds

09-01: What is your greatest crime?
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串カツソースの２度づけ
Double-dipping in Kushikatsu sauce
RPGのラスボス前だった姉のゲームデータを消した
Deleting my sister's game save before the last boss of an RPG
洗濯機の中に入って洗濯機を壊した
I went inside the washing machine and broke it
美しすぎること
Being too beautiful
生まれたこと
Being born
ドタキャン
Last minute cancellation
ジェットコースターでお漏らし
Peeing while on a roller coaster
トンボの乱獲
Overcatching dragon flies
BBQしようとして公園を燃やしかけた
I almost burned down a park while trying to BBQ
3日で彼氏を振った
I dumped my boyfriend in 3 days
あなたを愛したことです
That I loved you
Being too handsome.
 
失敗を恐れて挑戦しなかったこと
Failure to try something because I was afraid of failure
妹の納豆巻きを勝手に食べたこと
Eating my younger sister's natto rolls without permission
某FPSでのフレンドリーファイア
Friendly fire in a certain FPS game
Cheating on a test in middle school.
 
友人を腐女子(同士)にしてしまったこと
I turned my friend into a fujoshi
トイレを使用した後流さないでそのまま個室をでてしまったこと
Leaving the washroom without flushing after using the toilet
I once stole a friend's pizza slice because I was hungry.
 
おかわりしたご飯を残す
Not finishing my rice after getting seconds
好きでもない人と付き合ったこと
I dated someone I didn't like
ライブで間違った声援を送ってしまった
I cheered the wrong thing while at a live concert
猫のヒゲを抜いたこと
I plucked a cat's whiskers
おじいちゃんが亡くなる少し前、最期に会ったとき、そのときは気持ちを込めたつもりだったが、実際はきっと軽い気持ちで手を握ったこと
When I met my grandfather for the last time, just before he passed away, I thought I was putting my heart into it, but in reality I held his hand lightly
叔父の風呂にボディーソープをまいたこと
Squeezing out body soap in my uncle's bathtub
ペットを死なせてしまったこと
I let my pet die
スイカを丸々食べた
I ate a whole watermelon
女の子を泣かせた
I made a girl cry
覚えていない。これほどショックなことはない。最大の罪は学習していないこと
Not memorizing things. I've never been so shocked. The biggest crime is not studying.
無関心
Being indifferent
ワンナイトラブ
One-night stand
テキーラ飲み過ぎで救急搬送
Being transported by the ambulance for overdrinking tequila
略奪愛
Stealing another person's partner
おかし食べてたのに食べてない事件
There was an incident where I ate sweets but said I didn't
子供の頃、おつりが多かったのに黙って受け取ってしまった
When I was a kid, I was given more change than I should have gotten and just silently accepted it
とてもじゃないけど言えません
I really can't tell you what I did
干してあった大根を食べた
I ate dried radishes
トランポリンのジャンプ中に友達に唾をふっかけ知らんぷりをしたこと
I spit on a friend while jumping on a trampoline and pretended not to know
足が臭すぎる
My feet smell too bad
母親のご飯が美味しくないと言ったこと
I told my mother that her rice didn't taste good
カップ焼きそばにお湯と同時にソースを投入してしまった。今は反省している
I put the sauce into my cup yakisoba at the same time as the hot water. I'm repenting now.
コミットしなかった
I wasn't committed
むしゃくしゃして兄を蹴った。ごめんね
I was so irritated that I kicked my brother. I'm sorry.
マンションで野良猫がいるのを追いかけたら、手すりの間からネコが落ちてしまった
I chased after a stray cat in an apartment and the cat fell between the railings
マラソン大会で一緒に走ろうと約束した友達をゴール前で振り切って裏切った
I betrayed a friend who promised to run with me in a marathon by shaking her off before the finish line
最後の野球の大会で決勝点タイムリーエラー
A timely error to win the finals of a baseball tournament
自分がこいたオナラを人のせいにした
I blamed others for my farts
人のラーメンのチャーシューを奪ったこと
Stealing pork from someone's ramen
なし。全てが正義だ
Nothing. All of my actions are justice.

10-01: What is your favorite Part of JoJo?
  Part 1: Phantom Blood (7.3%)
  Part 2: Battle Tendency (11.2%)
  Part 3: Stardust Crusaders (17.3%)
  Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable (17.5%)
  Part 5: Vento Aureo (19.1%)
  Part 6: Stone Ocean (8.5%)
  Part 7: Steel Ball Run (12.1%)
  Part 8: JoJolion (7.0%)
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10-02: What is your favorite Stand?
The below were revealed by the Hirohiko Araki JoJo Exhibition: Ripples of Adventure Twitter account and not listed on the JoJosapiens website.[7]
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10-03: What is your favorite fight?
The below were revealed by the Hirohiko Araki JoJo Exhibition: Ripples of Adventure Twitter account and not listed on the JoJosapiens website.[8][9]
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10-04: What character's death made you cry?
The below were revealed by the Hirohiko Araki JoJo Exhibition: Ripples of Adventure Twitter account and not listed on the JoJosapiens website.
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10-05: What character's hairstyle do you want to try out?
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10-06: How has JoJo changed your life?
  • RANK 1 I do JoJo-posing when my picture is taken (65.2%)
  • RANK 2 JoJo led to me getting new friends (46.7%)
  • RANK 3 I say (じゃあない, jaanai) when making a negative statement to emulate Hirohiko Araki (39.6%)
  • RANK 4 I immediately think "It's a road roller!!" when I see one in town (31.8%)
  • RANK 5 I began to enjoy Western music (30.7%)
  • RANK 6 I add the sokuon (ッ) to the end of my texts (28.1%)
  • RANK 7 I started making the right choices (28.0%)
  • RANK 8 I visited Hirohiko Araki's hometown of Sendai (16.8%)
  • RANK 9 My favorite saying comes from JoJo (15.9%)
  • RANK 10 I began to enjoy movies (15.7%)
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最悪の状況にあっても立ち向かおうと思えるようになった
It made me feel like I could stand up to the worst of the worst
結婚式をジョジョづくしにした
I made my wedding ceremony all about JoJo
イタリア語を勉強するようになった
I started studying Italian
筋トレを始めた
I started working out
承太郎と父に名付けられた。漫画を読んだ今、誇りに思っている
My father named me Jotaro. Now that I read the manga, I'm proud of it
ジョジョが好きな人が好きになった
I fell in love with someone who likes JoJo
徐倫の生き様に感化されて、幼少期から疎遠だった実父に再会を果たした
Inspired by Jolyne's way of life, I reunited with my father, whom I had been estranged from since childhood
正義には正義の、悪には悪の｢正しさ｣があり、側面だけ見てはいけないということをジョジョを視るたびに改めて思い出す
Every time I watch JoJo, I'm reminded that both justice and evil can be "righteous" and that I shouldn't only look at one side of the story
前向きな思考を心掛けるようになった
I started thinking positively
ジョジョのキャラクター程ではないがガッツある行動を心がけている
Although I'm not as strong as JoJo characters, I try to have the guts to do things
ドン底で部屋から出ることさえできなかった時に心の支えになった
It gave me emotional support when I was at rock bottom and couldn't even leave my room
もうだめだと心が折れかけて諦めかけそうになる時にギアッチョ戦でのジョルノのセリフを思い出して乗り越えてきたし多分これからもそうしていくと思います
Whenever I'm about to give up, I remember Giorno's line from the Ghiaccio fight and get over it, and I probably will continue to do so
シーザードレッシングをかけるときに「シーザー！！」という
When I put Caesar dressing on, I yell "Caesar!!"
家族の会話が増えた
I have more conversations with my family
生きる希望がわいた
It gave me hope for life
辛かったり寂しかったりするときは承太郎や花京院やミスタが心の中で励ましてくれました
Whenever I was feeling troubled or lonely, Jotaro, Kakyoin and Mista encouraged me in my heart
苦手だったトマトを、カプレーゼで食べられるようになった
I can now eat tomatoes, which I used to hate, with caprese.
シャボン玉を見て切ない気持ちになることがある
Sometimes I feel sad when I see soap bubbles.
信じれる道を歩もうと思うようになった
I'm now ready to walk a path that I can believe in
覚悟を持つことの大切さを学んだ
I learned the importance of being prepared
素数を数えて自分を落ち着かせる
Counting prime numbers calms me down
覚悟はいいか？と部下に聞いてしまう
I ask my subordinates, "Are you ready?"
読むだけで前向きな気持ちになります。何も強みがない自分でも無敵になれるような。勘違いな自信だとしてもジョジョを読むと大事な心、意思の構えを改めさせてくれると思います
Just reading it makes me feel positive. It's like I can become invincible even if I have no strengths. Even if my confidence is lacking, I think that reading JoJo can make me change my mind and willpower, so it's very important to me.
仙台生まれを誇りに思っている
I'm proud to be born in Sendai
JoJo made me change my view concept of "fate".
 
美術館などに行くようになった
I started going to museums and such
色のセンスを学ばさせてもらった
I learned to have a good sense of color
人間がもつ「誇り」という気持ちの偉大さ、大切さを知った
I learned the greatness and importance of how humans feel to have "pride".
逆転の発想を身につけた
I learned to think of ways to turn a situation around
人間不信から救ってもらったし、正しいと思うことを正しいと思っていいのだと肯定してもらえた気がして人生を救われた
It helped me stop distrusting people and saved my life because I felt affirmed that it was okay to do what I thought was right
「4」を避けるようになった
I learned to avoid the number "4"
紳士になろうと思った
I want to be a gentleman
真の男の姿を学んだ
I learned what a real man looks like
物語にわくわくする気持ちを沢山育ててもらいました
My excitement for the story kept growing a lot
「納得」を全てに優先するようになった
I've come to put "resolve" before everything else
ジョジョがキッカケで妊娠した
JoJo was the kick that got me pregnant
生きる力になった。元気を貰えた。明日も今日も頑張ろうって思えるッ！
It gave me strength to live. It gave me energy. It makes me want to do my best today and tomorrow!
パンの枚数を数えるようになった
I started counting the number of loaves of bread
ファッションに関心が生まれた
I became interested in fashion
自分はクズだと否定しなくなった
I no longer deny that I'm trash
It's motivated me to draw again.
 
辛い時、ジョジョの言葉を思い出して頑張っている
When I'm having a hard time, I remember JoJo's words and do my best
ジョジョを読んで受験を乗り越えた
I passed my exams by reading JoJo
考えるのをやめるという斬新な解決法の習得
I learned a novel solution: to stop thinking
逃げることを覚えた
I learned to run away
ジョジョらしい顔に憧れてメイクを変えた
I changed my makeup because I wanted a JoJo-like face
常識にとらわれずに物事を考える癖がついた
I got into the habit of thinking outside the box
自分に嘘はつかないことにした。曲がったことがより嫌いになった
I decided not to lie to myself. I hate crookedness more now.
タンクローリーにも反応するようになった
I now react whenever I see a tanker truck
「見る」と「観る」の違いがわかった
I now understand the difference between "seeing" and "watching"
電車で漏らしそうになり、ギリギリ間に合う時は、波紋の呼吸法のお陰だと信じている
When I feel like I'm about to leak on the train and just barely make it in time, I believe it's thanks to the Ripple breathing technique
転職の覚悟を決めました
I made up my mind to change my job
自分なりの独特の人生論を持つようになった
I came to have my own unique view of life
人間の世代の繋がりを考えるようになった
I started thinking about the connection between human generations
さくらんぼをレロレロする
I roll cherries on my tongue
勇気の意味を知った
I learned the meaning of courage
ジョジョを読んで漫画家を目指している
Reading JoJo made me aspire to become a manga artist
大切なことは全てジョジョから教わった
JoJo taught me everything that's important

Gallery

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    JoJosapiens third evolution

Trivia

  • After Hirohiko Araki JoJo Exhibition: Ripples of Adventure opened, the official Twitter account began posting more details on the "JoJo" portion of the survey, revealing the 11-20th ranked favorite Stands[7] and then the 11-15th[8] and 16-20th ranked favorite fights.[9] Further posts on the account listed randomly placed other favorites in the survey.

References

  1. ↑ ""究極のジョジョ人間"作るプロジェクト、荒木飛呂彦描き下ろしのスタンドも", Natalie, July 6, 2018.
  2. ↑ Jennifer Sherman (August 16, 2018), "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Exhibit's Survey Reveals Fan Demographics", Anime News Network.
  3. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20190115110326/https://jojosapiens.com/
  4. ↑ ""究極のジョジョファン像"公開！平均年齢は25歳、平均交際人数は2.9人", Natalie, August 14, 2018.
  5. ↑ "ジョジョの奇妙な冒険：1番人気は第5部　やってみたい髪形は空条徐倫　"究極のジョジョファン像"発表", Mantan Web, August 14, 2018.
  6. ↑ http://sixinc.jp/works/1424/
  7. ↑ 7.0 7.1 http://web.archive.org/web/20191124112628/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1035663589963485184
  8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 http://web.archive.org/web/20210522041839/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1036025959328231424
  9. ↑ 9.0 9.1 http://web.archive.org/web/20191124112627/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1036373240346750976
  10. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210825155833/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1036735634432577536
  11. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20191124112631/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1037098064148873219
  12. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20191124112626/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1037460380711374854
  13. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20191124112628/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1037822772901289984
  14. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20191124112635/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1038200286228213760
  15. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210825160217/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1038562650219839488
  16. ↑ http://web.archive.org/web/20191124112632/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1038909945842987010
  17. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20191124112635/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1039272332618018816
  18. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20191124112624/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1039634723126091779
  19. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20191124112630/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1039997099155382272
  20. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220104114210/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1040359514132893696
  21. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20191124112625/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1040736970807369729
  22. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210815152827/https://twitter.com/JOJOex_2018/status/1041099357196566530

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