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I love horror movies more than eating a good three meals a day. The cheaper and more B-tier they are, the more I love them. I watch these movies with the utmost respect for them, and their cinematic vision somehow gives me a sense of ease. However, there are some elements of horror movies that I can never agree with:
- Whenever one of the characters try to call someone on their cell phone, they either have no service or the battery is dead.
- Even though a character only has a limited number of bullets, they get trigger-happy during the worst times and then run out of bullets when they need them most.
- When the camera slowly zooms in on a character's back, but no one's there when they turn around. What's the point of using that camera technique if no one is there?! I... I can't forgive that. I want them to go and stand under a waterfall.
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