The Real Ultimate Choice: Typhoid Mary (実在した究極の選択『腸チフスのメアリー』, Jitsuzai-shita Kyūkyoku no Sentaku "Chō-Chifusu no Mearī") is the fifth chapter of the The Lives of Eccentrics series, written and illustrated by Hirohiko Araki. It was originally published in the September 2003 issue of Ultra Jump.