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GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM, I'M PLAYING 'MINECRAFT'!
I cursed God and cried. I don't know what plan You had, but the price for stealing my friend was very, very high. He was my first and only friend. He was amazing. He should have been the main character!
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—probably not adding this one
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I was having fun. I'd been bullied my whole life and never been much of a fighter and while I'd let it bottle up inside me until I exploded and took a swing at someone a few times, John had pulled the rage out of me so easily the curses just spilled off my tongue. It felt amazing. Liberating. To think I could talk like this! That I could trade blows instead of snapping!
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A year before John's boss Rolls had put out the Silver Ghost, which could do 80 kph without any noise, a guy named Ford in America had started mass producing his T series and this was the age of cars, baby!
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—not adding this, but it's funny
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Fuckkk offfffffffffffffffff! What was this prick doing here?!
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—Not adding, just funny
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Oh, shit, I thought. This was bad. We needed a relationship revolution! With that wind in my sails I decided to go see Lisa Lisa.
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I agreed, Lisa Lisa was beautiful and amazing and I was still laughing about it when I got her pregnant. ... Crap.
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Arrghhrghhrghrgh woah woah woah woah woah I I I I'm gonna I'm gonna piss myself oh shit I did sorry!
Ha ha ha, I guess my life belongs entirely to Jorge Joestar. To both Jorges: Don't worry about it. In the words of Iason Sobra Quatro: 'Life is an explosion.' My life is exploding as we speak. Ha ha! See you again. (はははっ。 僕は完璧にこの命をジョージ·ジョースターに捧げることになったね。 でもジョージたちよ、 気にしないでくれていい。 イアソン·ソブラ·クアルト日く 「人生とは爆発である」 ってね。 僕は今命を爆発しま くっている。 ははっ! ではまた!)