THE MATTEKUDASAI

“

Using an existing thing, it can shapeshift into another thing that someone wants. I wish it worked with the things I want though.

”

—Usagi Alohaoe, The JOJOLands Chapter 2: South King Street

THE MATTEKUDASAI (THE MATTEKUDASAI(ザ・マッテクダサイ), Za Mattekudasai, lit. THE WAITPLEASE) is the Stand of Usagi Alohaoe, featured in the ninth part of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series, The JOJOLands.

It has the ability to shapeshift itself into anything someone requests from its user Usagi.

Appearance

THE MATTEKUDASAI is a small mechanical bird-like Stand that fits in Usagi's palm. It has a bulbous body with a small forked tail as well as flat tear-shaped arms, which end in small digits that allow THE MATTEKUDASAI to grab onto objects or scale walls. It has humanoid mechanical legs with round knees and three large digits on each foot. It also bears Usagi's symbol on its chest, which resembles the outstretched arms of the Stand in a V shape. Its shoulder, hips, and ears have round studs grooved across the middle, as well as a semi-circle engraved on the rear-pointing side.

THE MATTEKUDASAI has a round head and is equipped with a mask which has the rough shape of a semi-cylinder with pointed fins at the end, as well as a flat front side and two large oval blank eyes.

THE MATTEKUDASAI appears to move by hopping on the ground like passerine birds.

Color Schemes

The series is known for alternating colors between media, the information presented below may or may not be canon.

Colored Manga

Body

(Light lime, light gray symbol, dark gray joints, light orange skirt, burnt orange hands and feet.)

Eyes(White)

Abilities

THE MATTEKUDASAI transforms into a fake camera

Wish Granting Transformation

THE MATTEKUDASAI can transform itself into a fake version of any physical object requested from Usagi, fulfilling other people's desires; Usagi himself cannot consciously have his Stand transform into objects of his choosing, but instead has people to ask him for things when he thinks it will be useful.^[1] The only limitation of what is produced is Usagi's own knowledge of the requested object; THE MATTEKUDASAI can transform into something as simple as a metal drinking straw^[2] or as complicated as a MRI scanner once Usagi has seen how one works or at minimum understands what "MRI" stands for.^[3]^[4]

The objects that THE MATTEKUDASAI transforms into are notedly fake copies of other objects, but they still operate how the original does with no issue. The "fakeness" is first displayed during the burglarly at Rohan's Villa. Usagi prompts Dragona to wish for a security camera. Once she complies, THE MATTEKUDASAI approaches one of the villa's real security cameras, duplicating it and partially merging with it. This then sends a false second video feed to the security system where all of their appearances are drastically altered.^[5] This trick is used again when visiting the Hawaii State Land Registry Office to view the original copies of HOWLER Company's deeds to the slopes of Hualālai.^[6]

THE MATTEKUDASAI can also increase its own complexity as a result of other's wishes. While being attacked by Bags Groove, Usagi asks Dragona to wish for a straw so he can perform an emergency thoracostomy on himself. Later, as Charming Man uses his Stand Bigmouth Strikes Again to search inside Usagi's lungs, he idly says how he cannot see anything due to how dark it is, prompting THE MATTEKUDASAI to add working lights to the end of the straw.^[2]