User:ColeyPoleyHair

COLEY
Japanese Name	コリーポリーヘア
Romanized Name	Korīporīhea
Alias	ColeyPoleyHair
Namesake*	Back in 2015 I was talking to someone about the cartoon Rolie Polie Olie and they started calling me coleypoley. Thank you Nick!
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Birthday	March 10th, 2001
Zodiac Sign	Pisces
ChineseZodiac	Snake
Nationality	SPW
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Color	Light Blue and Orange!
Movie	The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004)
Actor	SpongeBob
Animal	Sponge
Musician	The Beatles
Hobbies	Going down every possible internet rabbit hole
Likes	Every song Araki likes
Other Information
Species	Human(Mentioned only)
Dislikes	PART SKIPPERS
Goals	Being comfortable and also being happy simultaneously. It's possible! I think
Fears	Spoilerpenis
Residence	North latitude 28° 24', West longitude 80° 36'
Status*
Status	Alive (Part 9)
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Can't shut the fuck up=∞

“

Isn't it kinda funny there's coattail and then cocktail? (コートテールがあって、その後にカクテルがあるって、ちょっと滑稽と思いませんか?)

”

—Coley

I'll write an actual bio later