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The story takes place after the events of Stardust Crusaders with all of the protagonists still alive. Kakyoin begins his life in the Kujo household as a housewife after being forced by Jotaro to sign marriage documents.
The first half details Kakyoin cooking breakfast for the gang for the first time. Their meal is interrupted by DIO, who uses The World to stop time and eat all the food. It's revealed that Kakyoin's food is actually terrible, causing DIO to become extremely ill.
The chapter starts by mentioning the idea that there is a job for the wife when it comes to night.
The group is altogether at night. Kakyoin, Joseph, Avdol, and Polnareff are all playing video games before Jotaro interrupts them by stating that he and Kakyoin need to sleep. Jotaro then drags Kakyoin away from the group by his collar.
Joseph starts singing a tune talking about the grandfather's privilege to see what his grandson is doing. Avdol begins to express disagreement with the idea of peeking before Joseph stops him and explains that it is his duty as a grandfather to see his grandson off to happiness. Avdol is convinced by this, stating that since he is the naming parent of Jotaro's Star Platinum, he also has that duty. Avdol and Joseph look towards Polnareff and Iggy for their decision, who agree with the notion. As Polnareff puts it, since they are friends, they have the right to see.
The group sits together in front of the TV, using Joseph's Hermit Purple on the TV to peek at the newlyweds but immediately regret their actions after the vision appears. During the next day, Jotaro walks in on the group as they are nervously eating together. He excuses Joseph for watching him and Kakyoin last night, whom the group starts to deny they did so, with Joseph thinking to himself that he forgot Jotaro could sense him because of their Joestar blood. Jotaro scolds them and beats them up with Star Platinum, while Kakyoin decides he is just going to go back to his own house for now.
The Proof of their Love: Born. (愛の結晶 誕生編, Ainokesshō Tanjō-hen) is the third chapter of JoJo's Bizarre Married Life.
Summary
Kakyoin wakes up one morning to discover that he had "laid" an egg and reveals it to his friends. When his friends discover this, Joseph asks when his great-grandson will be born.
The child suddenly hatches out of the egg to reveal a star-shaped birthmark on his shoulder. Out of courtesy for Joseph Joestar, they name the small boy who hatched out the egg Jota Kujo (空条丞太 Kūjō Jōta). The child, it would appear grows faster than a normal human and within a week he is able to attend school.
Father and Son Rivalry (父と子の対決編, Chantoko no Taiketsu-hen) is the fourth chapter of JoJo's Bizarre Married Life.
Summary
In a jealous fit, Jotaro attempts to fight Jota to the death. Jota suddenly activates his Stand, which looks like a more "chibi" version of Star Platinum. Polnareff comes up with an idea to have Jotaro name Jota's Stand because he was "too lazy" to do it himself. In annoyance, Jotaro walks over to the kitchen to bring out green dish soap, saying the name of the brand, "Charmy Green."
Morioh's Friendships in Danger (杜王町の友情危機一髪編, Moriō-chō No Yūjō Kikiippatsu-hen) is the fifth and final chapter of JoJo's Bizarre Married Life.
Summary
Ten years later, Jota has grown enough to be a sophomore in high school. He is now physically sixteen years old when he is only ten years old in actuality. Additional info about Jota is also stated in his bio. It is revealed that Jota, upon Kakyoin's request, had been visiting Morioh often to deliver packages to Jotaro. He quickly became acquainted with the town due to the frequent visits. He soon found himself befriending Josuke Higashikata, Jotaro's uncle and his granduncle, during these visits.
Jota showcases Charmy Green's matured abilities and attacks to Josuke, showing its "Emerald Star Finger" and ability to unravel its legs to make a barrier. Josuke is intrigued by the Stand's assortment of things it can do. Jota then shows off Charmy Green's ultimate attack, "Urya Urya Rush," resulting from 10 years of combat with his father. Josuke laughs as he observes this while commenting that Jota's Stand is just like Star Platinum. He then compliments Jota, stating that he is living the dream by having Jotaro as a father. Josuke is jealous, explaining that he feels really good whenever he is with Jotaro and asks if Jota understands. Jota answers that he always just feels irritated. Josuke then asks another question, asking what kind of person Jota's mother is. Jota questions what he means by "what kind" but is interrupted by a voice he happily recognizes that calls to him. It's shown to be Kakyoin, who mentions that Jota had forgotten to bring the package he needed to be delivered to Jotaro, so he brought it himself instead. Jota is irritated that Jotaro is also there. This is due to his feelings of loving his mother but resenting his father, which he has been doing since he was a kid. A small note clarifies that Jotaro didn't greet Jota but did go to see Kakyoin. Josuke then puts together that Kakyoin is Jota's mom, and he loudly questions Jota. Josuke exclaims that this is great, complementing Jotaro with how he is raising a teenage son at his age and even more amazing that his wife is a man. Josuke then states their love really touches him.
In the final note, it is explained that even though Jota and Josuke are close friends, they just can't agree on the subject of Jotaro. This incident is when Jota first understood the fragility of friendships.
March 1994
