Yoshikage Kira/Introduction

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 3 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I live with mommy and pappy and today I heard them talking about a mistake and something breaking. I am a student for the Kame Yu Preschool for the mentally challenged, and I get home every day by 2 PM at the latest. Today in art class we learned about the Mona Lisa and I got a funny feeling when I looked at it. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink, milk that is. I'm in bed by 6 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of crying before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like the big boy I am, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no boo-boos at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night, then mommy would give me ouchies. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness, also car keys. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone, expect for chad, I don’t like chad.