Chapters
- 046 (640). Operation Savage Garden, Part 7
- 047 (641). Operation Savage Garden, Part 8
- 048 (642). Torrential Downpour Warning, Part 1
- 049 (643). Torrential Downpour Warning, Part 2
- 050 (644). Torrential Downpour Warning, Part 3
- 051 (645). Kiss of Love and Revenge, Part 1
- 052 (646). Kiss of Love and Revenge, Part 2
- 053 (647). Kiss of Love and Revenge, Part 3
- 054 (648). Kiss of Love and Revenge, Part 4
Author's Note
Author's Note
TranslationTranscript
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A Story from My Childhood
When I was in primary school, I had a friend who was stupid. One day, as we were playing, he sat on a flowerbed, which was actually some cacti with thorns so tiny we couldn't see them. His shorts were covered in thorns. Immediately he shouted, grabbed his behind, and began to cry as he stroked it, covering his hands in tiny thorns. Even if I told him that the thorns were invisible but still there, he compulsively licked his hands anyway. The thought occurred to me that we should stop being friends.
When I was in primary school, I had a friend who was stupid. One day, as we were playing, he sat on a flowerbed, which was actually some cacti with thorns so tiny we couldn't see them. His shorts were covered in thorns. Immediately he shouted, grabbed his behind, and began to cry as he stroked it, covering his hands in tiny thorns. Even if I told him that the thorns were invisible but still there, he compulsively licked his hands anyway. The thought occurred to me that we should stop being friends.
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子供の頃の話
小学校の時、おバカな友達がいて、そいつと遊んでいる時、花壇の、針が凄く小さくて見えない種類のサボテンの上にそいつが知らないですわってしまった。半ズボンだったし、当然オシリに針が刺さった。そしたら、なんと彼は悲鳴をあげながら、手でオシリをさすったのだ。当然手に針が刺さる。彼は泣き始めた。「針が見えないんだよ」と言っているのに彼は、さらにその手を舌でなめたのだ。なんかさぁ、急に友達でいるのはやめようと思った。
小学校の時、おバカな友達がいて、そいつと遊んでいる時、花壇の、針が凄く小さくて見えない種類のサボテンの上にそいつが知らないですわってしまった。半ズボンだったし、当然オシリに針が刺さった。そしたら、なんと彼は悲鳴をあげながら、手でオシリをさすったのだ。当然手に針が刺さる。彼は泣き始めた。「針が見えないんだよ」と言っているのに彼は、さらにその手を舌でなめたのだ。なんかさぁ、急に友達でいるのはやめようと思った。
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