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"I believe Oliver is human. If I become pregnant, I'll be sure to raise that child well."

- Oliver's Mate

Oliver's Mate (オリバーの花嫁) is a character from the one-shot the one-shot Showman of the Century Who Launched Oliver: Yoshio Kou from The Lives of Eccentrics.

Showman of the Century Who Launched Oliver: Yoshio Kou
Kou notices Oliver reading an erotic magazine and gets an idea. Kou proposes letting Oliver mate with a live human female live on camera. Though members of the media doubt that any woman would be willing to do so, Kou introduces a 19-year-old unknown talent who is more than willing to bear Oliver's child.

In the hotel, Oliver's arms and legs are tied, and the broadcast begins. As cameras film her from behind, the woman takes off her clothes and prepares to mount Oliver. Suddenly, Kou bursts into the room and orders the event to be terminated, as tests have concluded that Oliver has 48 chromosomes and is thus a chimpanzee. Oliver breaks free of his arm restraints as the woman is dragged out of the room, despite her pleas to be allowed to continue.