The Funniest Valentine

"To all aboard the H. G. Wells, I am the President of the United States, The Funniest Valentine. Presently I am at the UN Headquarters in New York, attending an emergency meeting of the security council."

- The Funniest Valentine

The Funniest Valentine (ザ・ファニエスト・ヴァレンタイン) is a supporting character in the 37th universe, featured in the light novel JORGE JOESTAR. First featured as an antagonist, he later becomes an ally in the final battle.

The Funniest is a Stand User who wields Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, with the powerful ability to travel across parallel universes. He is the son of Funnier Valentine and the grandson of Funny Valentine from the 37th universe.

Appearance
The Funniest is a tall man with a slim body. He has thick angled eyebrows and is described as being identical to his grandfather but with his curls cut short. He has light curly hair pointed upwards, curling into several wide rings.

The Funniest wears an ordinary suit and tie. The top of his tie has a star.

Stand
The Funniest has the same Stand as the Funny Valentine from the original universe as well as the Funny Valentine from the second universe where the Steel Ball Run race took place. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (D4C), enables him access at any time to any number of alternate worlds/universes/dimensions. If desired, he may swap bodies with his counterparts, granting him pseudo-immortality. This requires him to get caught between two objects, such as a flag and the ground. He can warp others away with the same process.

Trivia

 * The Funniest Valentine was the first person in history to be named "The".