Chapter 316

'''Picked Up Something Bad! (2), originally Two Men and a Baby!!' in the WSJ release, is the three hundred sixteenth chapter of the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure'' manga. It is also the fifty-first chapter of Diamond Is Unbreakable.

Summary
Joseph Joestar and Josuke Higashikata are now in presence of an invisible baby. Josuke has many questions, not knowing who and where the mother is and wonders who would make a baby invisible. Joseph theorizes that the baby could be the Stand user, and unconsciously developed its ability. They need to find the baby's mother but are first distracted by more immediate concerns, such as the baby girl (as Joseph discovered), is naked and just pooped in his hand. They go buy baby equipment at a specialized store, but Josuke is too embarrassed to go inside, reasoning that people will begin to talk if he is spotted buying that kind of equipment. As Joseph only has dollars in his credit card, he takes Josuke's card and head inside the store. However the store owner overwhelms Joseph with informations about the possible diapers, baby bottles, nipples, and baby clothes he can buy, and ends up spending over 130,000 yen. Later, Joseph and Josuke clothe the baby and in order to make her more visible, apply makeup on her. However she soon disappears again, rendering herself invisible as well as her clothes, makeup and Joseph's hands.